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Assmo Commandments: 10 Ways To Tell If You’re Headed For Dumpsville

1. He assigns a special caller tune for you – Metallica’s ” Die Die Die My Darling!” 2. He gets your name tattooed…on a stray dog, which he kicks around with much gusto. 3. He gifts you the same dog, but conveniently forgets to give it a rabies shot. 4. Whenever you’re out on a date, he spends his time ...

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