U know U R in Royal College, Mira Road when:
– You wonder what is so ROYAL about the college.
– You often get confused between the canteen and the loo.
– You have to remove your shoes outside when entering the Computer Lab as if it was a temple.
– You have to follow almost Taliban style dress code restrictions.
– People give you a confused look if you start talking about Rock music.
– There’s a girl’s school on the college campus.
– A torturous filmi prayer is played everyday after the 12:20 break.
– Professors discourage intellectual stimualtion.
– Most of them dont know what ‘intellectual stimualtion’ means!
– You’re screwed if the princi catches you talking to a girl during lecture hours in the corridors.
– Most of the girls look and dress like Salma Aga and boys like Devang Patel.
– You find rickshawallas eveteasing outside the campus.
– Every year, the most pouplar club trophy goes to the ‘Hiking club’.
– Even the peon has powers to confiscate your ID if you are late or caught bunking.
– Outside every classroom there is a THANK YOU notice to that someone who donated money to build the room.
– A date is something you write in your book on the left hand side of the page.
– Its normal to see dogs barking and pigeons mating, during lectures.
– ‘Friendship Day’ is banned!
– Vaibhav Wankhede