I tell you, today even crime has become a rat race.
Take the case of the tech-savvy whiz-kid Shaggy who was running fake call centers in Mumbai suburbs and raking in zillions. Well, this brat of a rat has had to run quite a marathon. Run from Mumbai cops. Run to Dubai. Run from the FBI. Run to Thailand. Run back to Dubai. Run from an Interpol Red Corner Notice.
Run back to Mumbai — and run straight into the handcuffs of the waiting cops.
Ha! Just in case you are aiming for a lucrative career in crime, the first thing to do is of course to grab a pair of the best running shoes!