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Lalu and Rabri

Lalu and Rabri are in trouble, again. They are on the run and have been charged with stealing electricity from Sham Vilas Passvan.

Lalu: “Arre o nau bacchon ki maa, tumne suna, hamare khilaaf Passvan ne FIR launch kiya hai.

Rabri is on the phone, taking down pasta recipe from Sonia.

Lalu: “Arre sunti ho?”

Rabri: “Zara sabar karo na. Raat ko bhi khich khich karte ho, ab subah to chain ki saas lene do.”

(Soniaji is meanwhile put on hold)

Lalu: Hum ko jald se jald eschcape karna padega. Ye Passvan hamari dhoti nikaal ke hi chhodega.

Rabri: Ka hua?

Lalu: Bolat hain ki humne uski bijli choora li.

Rabri: Bijli! Ye Bijli kaun hain, tum hamare peeth peeche ki karat ho?

Lalu: Arre, bijli maane electricity.

Rabri: To hum to zindagi bharat bahut cheeje churavat hain, ee to badi mamuli cheej hai.

Rabri: Sawniaji, ye Laluji, nayee museebat utha laaye hain. hum aapse baad mein baat karenge.

They sit on their buffalo and go on a journey of adventure.

Rabri: Par hum Pakistan ki jaat hain, Idli kyun nahin?

Lalu: Gavaar! Eetalee. Idli nahin!

Rabri: Haan, vahi vahi!

Lalu: Hum abhi beejee hain, humein dhishturb mat karo.

Rabri: Hum train mein kyon nahi jaat hain? Tum aakhir Railway Minister ho.

Lalu: Ee Neetish aur Passvan bade hi chalaak hain. Woh humein sabse pehle rail gaadi mein hi dhoondege..

Rabri: (Romantic moment develops) Tum kitne eeshmart ho Lalu.

Lalu: Aai know, Aai know…

They stare into each other’s eyes. Cut to scene of two flowers dancing in the breeze.

Rabri: Tum hamaar bhai, Sadhu ko phonva kyon nahi lagavat ho?

Lalu: Woh abhi kuch zaroori kaam mein beejee hain. Kuch logo ko kidnap karne ka kaam saupa hain, elections jo aa rahe hain!

In the middle of Patna:
Rabri: Par humaare paas to kuch paisa bhi nahi hain aur woh Swiss accounts ki cheque books….

Lalu: Phikar mat karo, hum intejaam kar lenge!

They come across a Bihari fashion designer and winner of Lackme Fashion House, Shahzad Jalim is designing a new clothes line fashioned from ghaas phoos. Being overwhelmed by both Lalu and Rabri, he asks them to pose for the new collection.

Lalu: Zaroor, zaroor kyon nahin.

Rabri: (is however a little shy) Hamara figure kuch khaas nahin hain par hum kuch new shurely try karenge.

After wrapping up the show and making some much needed dough, they meet Kill Blinton backstage, he is visibly smitten by Rabri.

Lalu: Tu is phirangi ke jaal mein mat phasna!

Kill Blinton (in American accent): “Rabree, I will clear all charges against your Lalu here, come with me.”

Rabri thinks it over.

Lalu: Arre oh Kill, tumhari biwi tumhe kuch chaara nahi daalti, to iska matlab yeh thodi ki tum doosron ki biwi par nazar daalo?

Kill, who is visibly hurt, looks at Rabri and asks for her decision.

Rabri: Killjee, Aai eim sawry, par humne Ramchandra Mutt jee ki kasam le hain ki hum Lalu ji ka saath kabhi nahi chhodenge. Humein maaf kar dijiye.

Lalu rejoices and Rabri blushes. (Background music – Dhadak Dhadak) And the BB duo (Bihari Buffoons) conned happily ever after.

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