You always see the canteen area all festooned and 20 khansamas on the campus ‘coz the Audi has been rented out for marriages.
You are imprisoned in the Audi on Annual Day, even if you are not a student.
The sandwichwala on the campus knows most of the students by name.
There is at least one car on campus blaring ear deafening music.
You have a fantastic view of Haji Ali as soon as you step outside the college.
The canteen is crowded with students who actually want to eat – not just hang out.
You are denied entry in the building even if u are 2.5 minutes late for your lecture.
There is at least one shout of Jo Bole So Nihaal during every festival.