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Weird Prof Species – 8 years, 8 namunas

SIKHANA MANA HAI Professors are supposed to inspire the next generation. But inspire us to do what? Here are 8 prof species who deserve to be blacklisted. IGNORAMUS No one has ever seen him get upset. Students love to attend his lectures as they can do absolutely anything during them and yet he won’t say a thing. He concentrates so ...

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V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar), Mumbai

U know U R in V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar) when: – The most feared person the college campus is the canteen manager, fondly known as ‘Mama’. – Roaming around in the corridors is a ‘punishable offence’ for JC students. – ‘Raids’ are conducted in the canteen, common rooms and the library to see if JC students are bunking. – ...

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NM College, Mumbai

Crowd: Mainly Gujjus but still very cosmopolitan. NM has a heady mix of lukhas, academic gurus, xtra curric freaks and combinations of all three. Multi-tasking is a fact of life with every other guy also pursuing CA, CS, ICWA or gearing up for CAT. Campus: What campus??? Canteen: Shared with Mithibai. Though it’s really spacious,the dull lighting makes it resemble ...

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South Gujarat University

U know U R in South Gujarat University when: – You find yourself sharing an auto with six other people to get to college. – Most students wear Metallica T-shirts although half of them can’t even spell Metallica. – The students think that ‘Barbie Girl’ and ‘Brazil’ are the latest English songs. – 95% of the dances in college festivals ...

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BVP, Mumbai

VIDYAVARDHINIS’ BHAUSAHEB VARTAK POLYTECHNIC,VASAI Also known as: B.V.P. Location: A stone’s throw from Vasai road station, Thane. Junta: The Polytechnic crowd is strickly OK. There are a few guys & gals who look trendy – did I mention that I’m one of them? Courses offered: Official: Diploma in Computer Technology, Computer Egineering, Industrial Eletronics, Mechanical Engineering and Production Technology. Unofficial: ...

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Royal College, Mira Road

U know U R in Royal College, Mira Road when: – You wonder what is so ROYAL about the college. – You often get confused between the canteen and the loo. – You have to remove your shoes outside when entering the Computer Lab as if it was a temple. – You have to follow almost Taliban style dress code ...

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M V M Junior College, Mumbai

Mulund Vidya Mandir Junior College of Science and Commerce Also known as: Fondly called M.V.M. Never heard of it? I bet you haven’t! Coz it’s only been two years since it opened. Location: Close to Mulund station…. actually it’s closer to the railway line. NAAC rating: When it opened – *** stars coz it was the only college with ACs ...

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Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering, Pune

U know U R in P.C.C.O.E. (Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering), Pune when: -You have never heard about it before. -You did not get admission anywhere else. -The college building is mistaken for the Cartoon Network headquarters (name a colour and its on the building). -A date means sitting in the college canteen to have a vada pav. -So called ...

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Elphinstone college, Mumbai

Also known as: Elphi The Location: Opposite Jehangir Art Gallery The Campus: Not too big but large enough to accommodate all the students at the jam session during the socials. Half the ground floor and the first floor are the Maharashtra Archives. For some bizarre reason, the auditorium is referred to as the gymkhana. The Crowd: consists of all kinds ...

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Fr. Agnel (Junior College), Bandra

U know U R in in Fr. Agnel (Junior College), Bandra when: – Every student is wearing an uniform. – Every Tom, Dick and Hari wants to become an engineer with 45%. – Chadti Jawani is the hippest song in the campus. – The definition of fun is wooing the babes who come down bandstand for a walk. – The ...

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