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NIT Surat when…

U have mastered the art of getting up at 10:10, brushing, (not) bathing, eating and making it to class in 20 minutes flat! The ATM on campus is permanently “temporarily out of service”. The most popular person around campus is the canteenwalla, Shekhar bhai. U see more people in the canteen than in the departments. All the girls can be ...

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ICL, Vashi

Also known as: ICL Motilal Jhunjhunwala College of Arts, Commerce, Science and Management Studies. Location: Close to Vashi depot on Amlendu Roye Marg, sector 9A. The crowd: Punjus, Gujjus, Maharashtrians and south Indians, they’re all here. The dress code ranges from salwars and formals to tight tops and jeans. The campus: Ha! The premises includes a lovely footpath, a sleeping ...

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Pravara Institute of Medical Sciences, Ahmednagar

Also known as: P.I.M.S. Was known as Pravara Medical Trust (P.M.T.) till it received ‘deemed university’ status last year. Location: Loni in Ahmednagar. Yes, even I was perplexed when I first heard of the place. Courses offered: Dental surgery, medicine, physiotherapy, nursing, biotech, dental hygiene and dental mechanics. The Campus: Despite being located in a remote rural area, our campus ...

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Ticketless Travellers Species

If you are wondering why the Indian Railways runs into such massive losses despite the fact that the number of people travelling by train everyday is roughly five times the population of Australia, it’s probably because a majority of these travellers don’t bother to buy tickets. Here are a few of the varieties of ticketless travellers you are likely to ...

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Valentine Movies

After the success of Veer Zaara, Flush Chopra, the guru of romantic movies, has decided to launch 3 more love stories. However – this time he has decided to stay away from his favourites like Bahrukh Khan and Pani Mukerji and experiment with different casts. The movies will star celebrities who hate each other in real life. Chopra says it ...

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Fair & Lovely

Air India does it again! A few weeks ago, when she was returning from the Australian Open, tennis star Mania Mirza’s baggage got exchanged with that of JAM sports correspondent Ramchandra Mutt. This news was not reported in the media because according to Mania, her baggage contained some “important documents”. Mutt soon figured out that these documents were in fact ...

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SMS Special

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Meet the F**ker

Michael Jackson’s trial has finally begun. JAM’s super sleuth snoop doggy dog Ramchandra Mutt paid the fading Pop star a visit to hear his side of the story. Michael had invited Ramu over to his Neverland ranch, but the nine-year-old pooch foresaw MJ’s motives, and met him at a recording studio. RM: Are you ever planning to release an album ...

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MAIN HOON ‘MR. CLEAN’

Chaman Worma may have been caught on camera. But TV’s Mr. Clean’s career is as strong as ever. The industry has come out in his support. He continues to act in soaps. And his contract with Rapchik toilet cleaner has just been renewed. Everyday, he goes from house to house cleaning filthy loos. He calls it his very own ‘Stink ...

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