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The throne of the reigning Queen of Indian TV, See-me Garewal, is under threat. An upstart called Karan Borehar has sweeped in and taken away her audience. Star Blurred has threatened to take her show off air. Now See-me must do something drastic to bring her viewers back. Aware that there is a considerable amount of curiousity about her own ...

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AD Special

Ru-ba-ru ho kar tumse… dil yeh mujhse bola… Ru-ba-ru ho kar tumse… dil yeh mujhse bola… Thanda matlab…Coca cola Tum dil ki dhadkan mein rehti ho… Tum dil ki dhadkan mein rehti ho… Wah sunil babu…naya ghar??? Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao… Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao… Jagao jagaao….Nescafe pilaao ...

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Love Special

The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, you ask why? I come close to you, you feel shy, I say those three magical words…. “Ayela, tyre puncture!!!” Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua, Toh Rab se shikayat hogi…. Ek toh jhella nahi jaata, Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan, Tuhaar ...

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Ticketless Travellers Species

If you are wondering why the Indian Railways runs into such massive losses despite the fact that the number of people travelling by train everyday is roughly five times the population of Australia, it’s probably because a majority of these travellers don’t bother to buy tickets. Here are a few of the varieties of ticketless travellers you are likely to ...

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Valentine Movies

After the success of Veer Zaara, Flush Chopra, the guru of romantic movies, has decided to launch 3 more love stories. However – this time he has decided to stay away from his favourites like Bahrukh Khan and Pani Mukerji and experiment with different casts. The movies will star celebrities who hate each other in real life. Chopra says it ...

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Fair & Lovely

Air India does it again! A few weeks ago, when she was returning from the Australian Open, tennis star Mania Mirza’s baggage got exchanged with that of JAM sports correspondent Ramchandra Mutt. This news was not reported in the media because according to Mania, her baggage contained some “important documents”. Mutt soon figured out that these documents were in fact ...

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SMS Special

Apni surat ka kabhi to deedaar de, Tadap raha hoon ab aur na intezaar de, Apni awaaz nahi sunaani, toh mat suna, Kam se kam ek missed call hi maar de Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai gamon ki gehrai mein, Humein mat dhundho duniya ki bheed mein, Hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme ...

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Meet the F**ker

Michael Jackson’s trial has finally begun. JAM’s super sleuth snoop doggy dog Ramchandra Mutt paid the fading Pop star a visit to hear his side of the story. Michael had invited Ramu over to his Neverland ranch, but the nine-year-old pooch foresaw MJ’s motives, and met him at a recording studio. RM: Are you ever planning to release an album ...

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MAIN HOON ‘MR. CLEAN’

Chaman Worma may have been caught on camera. But TV’s Mr. Clean’s career is as strong as ever. The industry has come out in his support. He continues to act in soaps. And his contract with Rapchik toilet cleaner has just been renewed. Everyday, he goes from house to house cleaning filthy loos. He calls it his very own ‘Stink ...

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The Dairy of…Vijay Maal-Yeah

A brand new series that reveals the innermost thoughts of the world’s rich and aimless. 1. Monday, March 20: Today I have to attend a satsang with Sri Sri Kavi Shankar. A chance for me to absolve myself of the sins I committed with Carol Gracious and Pio Trivedi last night! All my friends like Rhea Pillu and the Ambunny ...

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