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BREAKING NEWS: JAM turns 11

Celebs flee for cover. Fans go hysterical. A new world order is established. Ok not really. Not yet anyway. But in this era of sensationalism, one voice of sanity still prevails. If you can hear that voice, do let us know. In the meantime, we reaffirm our standards by listing here (drumrollllllllllll)….. 11 Headlines you’ll never see in JAM 1. ...

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Want some McPetrol ?

Yes folks this is serious , what we’re talking about is a McPetrolpump! Just think , you roll in to a petrol pump and the Mcpetrol guy comes up to you and asks you your order and you say I would like 1 litre McPetrol please. Sir you want it with ice or without ice? Ahh I think without ice ...

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Funny college names

TITS Bhiwani Principal to Vice Principal- WE want a name that will show the pointed nature of our staff.. snicker snicker VP- yes yes… it should remain fixed in people’s mammarys… heee heee P- hee hee… yeah… the name should be sagging with pride VP- ho ho ho… keep everyone abreast of the change of name… P- good one… but ...

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Drunken Damsels – No.. its not THAT kind of an article!

A beer belly, in many ways, is like a woman – it’s got curves, it’s hard to get rid of and constantly reminds you to get in shape. Now don’t get me wrong – I love women. Even the ones who don’t love me back. Especially the ones who don’t love me back. Booze, on the other hand, is less ...

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25 Master Plans to Avoid Work

The great Homer Simpson once said, “If you don’t like your job, don’t quit. Just go in everyday and half-ass it!” Anyone can put in a few extra hours, bend their back a bit more and do their job well… but that’s no fun! The real challenge lies in making it look as if you are on the verge of ...

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Drunken Damsels – No.. its not THAT kind of an article!

A beer belly, in many ways, is like a woman – it’s got curves, it’s hard to get rid of and constantly reminds you to get in shape. Now don’t get me wrong – I love women. Even the ones who don’t love me back. Especially the ones who don’t love me back. Booze, on the other hand, is less ...

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Maaaaaaaai Universal Notebook

Back in school, they had this really weird concept of maintaining a different notebook for each subject. Not just one notebook, but several per subject – Home Work, Class Work, Neat Work and whatnot. I didn’t believe in this system. Instead, I just had this one, 200 page long note book that I called the ‘Universal Notebook‘. It contained everything. ...

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Braking News

Bhelpuri wala disappears! A Bhelpuri wala named Dayaram who had his stall near Century Bazaar, has been reported missing from his area. His patrons, many of whom are avid bhelpuri eaters, are bummed by his sudden disappearing act. The police are unknown about his whereabouts and have taken four of his regular patrons in custody, for questioning. Talks such as ...

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5 LINES Every Issue, Word.

5 Poetic Lines from AR Rahman Songs AR Rahman is undoubtedly the best music director in India today. In fact he’s so good that people overlook the brilliant poetic lyrics that the lyricists write for his tunes. Now this just isn’t fair, the lyricists deserve just as much attention as the great Rahman. So here we present to you, the ...

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Meeting her Parents

Meeting Her Parents – Part 1 After my girlfriend and I decided to get married, it was time for the inevitable – time for me to meet her parents.To say I was terrified was an understatement. As the day came closer, I started imagining all kinds of doomsday scenarios that seemed very probable at that time: “What if her Dad ...

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