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Ashish Jagtiani, or Jaggu as he is better known, is one of India’s leading RJs. His current home at Radio One 94.3FM brings more joy to thousands of Mumbaikars than cups of tea or coffee. And he is funny too! Darling! Bitch! Bali was simply indescribable I was in Goa Vijay’s villa in Goa is so gorgeous that it’s impossible ...

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The weigh you make me feel

About Men, Women & how they react to art ! Ashish Shakya is a freelance television writer, which means that when he’s not busy sitting around at home in boxers and thinking up dirty jokes, he likes to spend time convincing people that he has a real job. He began his career at JAM, and is immensely grateful for the ...

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Braking News

Bhelpuri wala disappears! A Bhelpuri wala named Dayaram who had his stall near Century Bazaar, has been reported missing from his area. His patrons, many of whom are avid bhelpuri eaters, are bummed by his sudden disappearing act. The police are unknown about his whereabouts and have taken four of his regular patrons in custody, for questioning. Talks such as ...

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Irritation with a vengeance

Irritating people come in all shapes and sizes; random people who ask you random questions at random places. Absent-minded and omnipresent, they keep doing stupid things and irritate you. From elevators to movie-theaters, aur bus stops se le kar local trains tak, they are found everywhere. Wherever you go, their network follows! Well, enough is enough and its payback time! ...

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Know more about JAM

Tamanna is a full-time writer at JAM who is paid to not write. She can only be funny one time in a year; this is that time of the year. She has done her PG in Advertising, which is now an unauthorized course. She tries to do fashion stories and giggles while she does them. She likes to think that ...

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Random Remains

A lot can happen when you rummage through your cupboard… It is always a merry day when I decide to clean my room and the various cupboards and drawers scattered around my flat. I go through this exercise periodically after every FIFA World Cup and the amount of junk I have stashed away is mind-boggling. I am often overcome with ...

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Novel way to start

Reading has been one of my passions since time immemorial, which helped fuel my fascination for the written word. Unfortunately, the skill lay dormant in my quest to achieve superiority over the bitch-Goddess named Success. But, now that I have a job that pays me a fat salary, it was time to comfortably recline on my chair with a cuppa ...

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Ways to breakup with your Girlfriend

Ask her to stop waxing her legs. You’d rather save the hair on her legs to make a wig, just in case you start balding five years down the line. Take her to a sewer and tell her that you’d love to gaze at her in the garbage. Tell her you have a surprise in store for her. Take her ...

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Random Remains

A lot can happen when you rummage through your cupboard… It is always a merry day when I decide to clean my room and the various cupboards and drawers scattered around my flat. I go through this exercise periodically after every FIFA World Cup and the amount of junk I have stashed away is mind-boggling. I am often overcome with ...

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Jewels of Matrimony

Surya is a full-time writer at JAM. She likes to sing crass Bollywood songs in office all day. When she is done singing, she is thinking (aloud.) The latter explains ‘why she writes’. She does cover stories and believes can’t write humour. She is the mirror of an evolving mind. PS: That this mind belongs to a headstrong, no-nonsense, often-termed-naive, ...

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