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PISS2 O

If you missed out on your fill of sewage at Mahim, fret not – JAM presents you with your very own miracle man, His Holiness Mr. Bhondu Batliwaala (Piss Be Upon Him). He brings you miracle water in five different flavours. Cheers! 1) Malabar Hill Sewage ‘Mineral’ Water Sourced from Swarovski crystal toilets of the Malabar Hill elite, it’ll transform ...

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Bedardi Sardi!

Paras Sharma has(d) a cold and a cause. We need a Taare Zameen Par starring a kid with a sinus problem. A wise man once said, “Sardi hona aur pyaar hona, similar hota hai.” In case you’re wondering who said that, it was me… and yes, I said that when I had a cold. Now what’s the similarity between falling ...

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Will the real comic please stand up!

Paras Sharma (not Tomar) crucially opines about the state of stand up comedy in India. Testing, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Okay *ahem* Now I’m a guy who loves humour. (Wow really now? A humour writer who loves humour?) Okay, fine, forget that let’s start over. So WHAT IS THE DEAL with Indian stand up comedians? No? Too Seinfeld? Okay okay, last chance! ...

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Olympic events that India can win

India’s Olympic dreams ended with three medals and hundreds of news stories about deserted shooting ranges. But things can be better. The problem with the Olympics is that they’ve made it only for those people who are either very fast, very strong or very um… high. Indian people are none of those things. We’re fat, short and slow. The better ...

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How To Get A Job ?

Aditya Kulkarni lives in Bangalore where Google pays him to write code all day. By night, however, he transforms into a raving maniac writing movie reviews and get-rich-quick guides on his blog at pointlesseverything.com. His many hobbies include classifying and collecting cockroaches, driving autorickshaws and generally enjoys complaining. Now that placement season is on us, it is a good time ...

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That Time of the Year Again

JAM asked Fat Cat to write an article for our anniversary issue. And this is what he came up with… You are sitting at home thumbing through TV channels. Nonchalantly. Not a care in the world. A few minutes later you hear the gentle tinkling of your doorbell. You smile. It is your girlfriend… your better half. The belle of ...

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300 bucks a head

A Tale of Brave Interns! Paras Tomar is one of JAM’s new funnymen. Paras believes that if there is a situation that involves a boy, a girl and her mother, there can easily be a four part series created out of it. Quite often, you can read these series in JAM itself. Paras’ text ensures that JAM stays funny as ...

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Misconceiving Music

Hi, my name is Arjun and I’m an alcoholi… oh, wait, wrong meeting. I like to fiddle with gadgets and repeat jokes like “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Tom Sawyer’s underwear.” I love people with preconceived notions about music. You know the ones. Rock is noise. Britney is gay. Punk kills people. 50 Cent is a gangster. Their convenient classification and ...

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Dumbkara

On the occasion of its 11th anniversary, JAM decided to expand its operations and set up a new office in U.P.( Do not ask why – logic is not our forte.) Since all of us city folk are too scared to work there, who better to handle the operations than dreaded don Dumbkara and his gang?Read On…

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A Deeper understanding of life

Timmy is a really funny guy. You look at him and you feel like laughing. He opens his mouth and you laugh some more. Finally, when he says something, you hold your sides and act out the term ROTFL. He likes playing the guitar and growing goatees. Amidst all the funnies, let’s halt. And look inside. Unlike popular belief, life ...

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