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Pati Patni aur Paparazzi

The international paparazzi has its chaddis in a twist, trying to get any damn information related to the couple. Just yesterday they were overjoyed when a room service guy ‘leaked’ out information about the baby’s nappy change. But our Ramchandra Mutt beat them all and got an exclusive interview, when he took them for a ride… RM: First I want ...

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The Miseducation of class X

Have you heard? They educate about sex in schools these days! Paras Sharma recounts his experience in this spanking *giggle* new series! Unlike a vast majority of schools all over India, the all boys school that I attended back when I was young(er) and stupid(er), never shied away from scandalizing it’s confused prepubescent pupils. Back in my school, we didn’t ...

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Naak Mein Dum

Pardes Musharraf is a busy man these days. After publishing personal memoirs, his nose started growing a la Pinocchio, and he has been since trying to hide the horizontal projection from the world. The missus doesn’t mind though – it serves as a handy place for drying clothes. Supersleuth Ramchandra Mutt found himself out-sniffed while bring you some juicy details ...

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Five people whose asses Himesh kicks!

1.Santa Claus You can love him(esh), or you can hate him(esh) but you can absolutely not ignore him(esh). How can you when every possible mode of transport known to man has him blaring on the speakers! He’s taken hold of the rickshaws, the taxis, your car’s stereo and now even the buses! He’s everywhere! So now Himesh knows when you’re ...

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Idli with Iyer

Following the success of chat shows on the lines of “Koffee with Karan” and “Rendezvous with Simi Garewal”, we have decided to travel on the same lines and have a talk show of our own – Idly with Iyer. There is a tremendous logic that has gone behind the naming of this show. It has been named in such a ...

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Aditya’s Global economic crisis FAQ

With so much fear mongering and news coverage about the global financial crisis, I thought I should step in and make it clear to our readers what is really happening. When things go wrong on an epic, never-seen-before scale, you can always rely on JAM to bring some clarity, continuity and calm into your lives. So, without wasting any of ...

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The Miseducation of class X

Have you heard? They educate about sex in schools these days! Paras Sharma recounts his experience in this spanking *giggle* new series! Unlike a vast majority of schools all over India, the all boys school that I attended back when I was young(er) and stupid(er), never shied away from scandalizing it’s confused prepubescent pupils. Back in my school, we didn’t ...

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Braking News

Bhelpuri wala disappears! A Bhelpuri wala named Dayaram who had his stall near Century Bazaar, has been reported missing from his area. His patrons, many of whom are avid bhelpuri eaters, are bummed by his sudden disappearing act. The police are unknown about his whereabouts and have taken four of his regular patrons in custody, for questioning. Talks such as ...

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Hail Sambhar!

A couple of months ago, someone named his restaurant after Hitler, causing an international outrage which put Navi Mumbai on the world map. The locals were very happy with this once-in-a-lifetime coverage and have saved the newspaper clippings to show their grandchildren. But that’s passe now, for Ramchandra Mutt (RM) managed to track down Hitler’s only living descendant – Hitler ...

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The Lonely PLANET

Tamanna is wondering. She is wondering about the earthquakes. She is wondering about people’s diet. She is wondering about Marathi language. And she is just plain wondering for the heck of it! Maybe JAM needs to give her more work. Planet Earth bears the burden of countless fat, if not obese, people without so much as a groan. Or maybe ...

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