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Stree Maar Sena

This year though, the Stree Maar Sena has a new outlook on love, and beating ladies. In a little over a month, a previously obscure right-wing extremist, Pramod Lunatic has become one of ‘India’s Most Hated’ – a title the man himself finds very hard to swallow. “Bhalai ka zamana hi nahi raha. You try to do something good for ...

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Vote for Sadvani

Other day when I was surfing the net I saw something very funny It was an ad for some website Which said ‘Vote for Sadvani’. Apparently this uncle Who is 81 years of age Is trying to appear young and mod By starting a web page. I, however, is having one fear If he is voted as PM Will he ...

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Gastrology

Arnab a.k.a. Greatbong peers into the future without his contact lenses. And this is what he sees… PREDICTION 1 -Aishwarya Rai will marry Abhishek Bachchan just so that people can stop obsessing with the “will-they-won’t-they?” and get on with their lives. As an added benefit, news-channels can go back to doing something they have forgotten for some time now—- reporting ...

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Spideybrands

The budget has been hard on middle class people, stockbrokers, and superheroes alike. With higher taxes to pay, several individuals are finding it hard to make ends meet with a single job. Superman for example, has found alternative employment with the traffic police. He now tows cars and bikes parked in No Parking zones in the Dadar-Matunga sector. The Indian ...

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Bahbull!

Ashish Shakya pe mat ro. Let him tell you, in his own words, what happened one fateful night… I came home the other day, after my weekly bout of alligator-wrestling and what I saw made my jaw drop to the ground, tripping three people in the process. But I didn’t care because I was too busy wondering “DUDE..WHERE’S MY HOUSE??”. ...

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And Now The Weather

And Now The Weather Mr Weather Man please make this clear Is there too much pollution In atmosphere? Or is there a hole again In ozone layer? Please to tell us What is wrong with the weather Summer and winter Are happening together! In the mornings It is cold So I’m wearing pullover By afternoon it is hot again And ...

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Asif Ali Sarkari spills a Few Beans

Ever since 26/11, Pakistan’s President Asif Ali Sarkari has been like a turtle on a fence; he has no idea where he is, how he got there and how to get down and obviously thinks that all of this is some sick joke that a mean bully is playing on him. Nonetheless, we want answers from him. So here’s presenting ...

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Breaking Bread

As all humans do at some point of time in their lives, I went to buy bread one day. I thought buying bread in Chandigarh would be no different from buying bread in Mumbai. Oh how wrong I was. First of all, nobody buys bread in Chandigarh. That’s right. Nobody ever buys bread in Chandigarh. They all eat paranthas. If ...

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Horrorscope 2009

Capricorn – If you haven’t celebrated your birthday already, there is a great chance that you will before 19th Jan. You may or may not find true love this year. It’s a fifty-fifty chance to be honest. Your lucky colours this year are fluorescent orange and magenta. Well, not really, but once you’re dressed like that, it can’t get any ...

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