If L.K Advani could have a dream to become the prime-minister of India in the age when he should have cared more about his daily dialysis and trying to remember the names of his great-grand-children, what’s wrong with Karan Johar trying to lose a few pounds of fat for bagging a role in a film?
The 41 year old is reported to have hitting on the
gym-trainer gym to flex out a perfect tone to his body for Anurag Kashyap’s ‘Bombay Velvet’ in a negative role. After removing the extravagant make-up from his face and the wig from his head he is said to have shed a record 12 kilos of his weight. He hopes to achieve a personal milestone by commencing his gym schedule and thus inspires every middle aged man in India that age is just a number…to judges of horrible reality shows.
Sharukh – Gauri are pregnant again
Moving on with the Breaking News, Shah Rukh Khan has decided to have a baby! So much for the “age is just a number”. Well, not totally. He has chosen to go
for outsourcing via surrogacy! And what is more, he already knows the gender of the child. When asked in privacy, Shah Rukh cleared the air by saying “It’s been a hectic year agonizingly anticipating the outcome of the fate of Kolkata Knight Riders in this IPL while being shooed out of every stadium in the country.”
“Couple that with insomniac nights musing about my lousy judgment of doing films like Ra-One and JTHJ, it was just too much for me to wait”, an emotional Shah Rukh when probed with questions by the media.
“Champion Trophy Kisser”
After Pakistan got out of the tournament early on, DeVilliers had forgotten to return a ‘Filmfare Pakistan’ to Shoaib Malik from whom he had borrowed. The candid interview of Veena Malik got him so engrossed that after batting for 2 overs in the center, he decided it was time to finish the interview first, back in the pavilion. After all, even he couldn’t have made as many runs in the entire tournament as many men she had kissed! Certainly, not as many runs as her famous century in 60 seconds. “For truce between India and Pakistan, I am even ready to kiss Kapil Sibbal and Rajnath Singh! Or Mamta Bannerjee…if it helps anything with Bangladesh too.” Veena was quoted saying in the interview.
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