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Bollywood Special

Neal n Nikki har channel par,
Oonche neeche kapde par thande sar,
Soch mat beta, kuch mat kar
Kyunki inke bhi flop hone ka hai darr!

Kariena aur Salman ki kahani ‘kyun ki’,
Khatam ho jayegi khate-khate Frankie,
Theatres mein mat jaana monkey,
Kyunki Tulsi ke fans wahan milenge plenty!

‘Jhaankar beats’ ki miss ho gayi beat,
Isliye director laye hai ek nayi treat,
Relax back and sit tight on your seat,
‘Coz ‘Home Delivery’ layega kuch fleshy meat!

Shaadi No. 1 ki jo paki biryani,
Sanju baba ko hai yeh gharon tak laani,
Peena mat bhulna thoda thanda paani,
Warna yaad aajayegi tumko apni naani.

Thoda sa pyaar hua hai, thoda hai baki,
Thoda sa pyaar hua hai, thoda hai baki,
Thoda baki rehne de jaan,
Warna dusriwali ko kya dunga? Ghanta?

– Aaishwari Chouhan

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