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V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar), Mumbai

U know U R in V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar) when: – The most feared person the college campus is the canteen manager, fondly known as ‘Mama’. – Roaming around in the corridors is a ‘punishable offence’ for JC students. – ‘Raids’ are conducted in the canteen, common rooms and the library to see if JC students are bunking. – ...

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Mithibai College, Mumbai

U know U R in Mithibai College, Mumbai when: – The lavatory is more state-of-art than the laboratory. – The smell of Pav Bhaji from the canteen infests the whole college at 8:30 every morning. – A chick/babe is a species normally found in the Arts faculty only. – Having a Pizza Hut outlet in the college campus makes the ...

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Thomas Bapista Junior College, Vasai (W)

U know U R in Thomas Bapista Junior College, Vasai (W) when: – You have to wear a uniform. – You’re asked to bring your parents to college if you are caught with gel in your hair. – You are given a ‘late’ remark if you don’t reach on time. – You are charged ‘Computer fees’ for invisible computers. – ...

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Classics Revisited@Malhar ’04

Classics Revisited@Malhar ’04, St. Xavier’s College, Mumbai It’s that time of the year again. Prep for the 26th year of Malhar has started at Xavier’s. The theme this year is ‘Classic’ as Malhar revisits the days of yore. 1100 volunteers are expected to sign up, and over 20,000 students are anticipated to visit. There have been a few changes in ...

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Weird Prof Species – 8 years, 8 namunas

SIKHANA MANA HAI Professors are supposed to inspire the next generation. But inspire us to do what? Here are 8 prof species who deserve to be blacklisted. IGNORAMUS No one has ever seen him get upset. Students love to attend his lectures as they can do absolutely anything during them and yet he won’t say a thing. He concentrates so ...

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Bhola’s Classes, Mumbai

Branch Manager He does nothing but sit in his A.C office all day. The only time he comes out is to yell. His hobbies include confiscating I-Cards and threatening the students. Tip: If he takes your I-Card, go to his office and start speaking to him in English real fast. He`ll give it back. Mr Kandhani Saphalta Ki Safari Always ...

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B. V. Polytechnic, Mumbai

Mr I-Don’t-Care: He is the type of prof who doesn’t care whether you attend or bunk his lectures. You can enter the classroom anytime you like by giving him any silly excuse. Noise level in his lectures: From silence at the begining to more than 100 db at the end. Attendence: 0% – 100% depends on whether the students want ...

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Maharishi Dayanand college, Mumbai

Prof Cool Dude: His round physique might give Adnan Sami a major comlex. He wears the tightest of the shirts, has spiky gelled hair and walks around with a cap that says ‘COOL’. He fakes an accent to impress the girls and calls even the weirdest looking of the lot “Julia Roberts” (coz she’s the only Hollywood actress he’s aware ...

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The Truth about MBA cats & dogs

There are two kinds of folks who aim to clear the CAT — the ‘MBA nahin to kuch nahin’ and the ‘Kuch nahin to MBA.’ The first category discovered at an early age that M, B and A spelt the magic and politically correct answer to the inevitable question: “Beta aap bade hokar kya banna chahte ho?” The second took ...

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Grant Medical College, Mumbai

Note: Macroscopic details – are details as seen with the naked eye. Microscopic details – are details as seen with a microscope. Also known as: GMC; better known by its hospital – the Sir J.J. Group of Hospitals, where Munnabhai was shot. Talk about a college known by its talents! Macroscopic details: You will be surprised to learn that his ...

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