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The Rules To Cheat!

  Loyalty…a sentiment that is best reserved for dogs. Men can never be loyal, mostly because it’s tedious and boring. We are like hungry little children begging at your local chowk. If you won’t give us anything we will go on to the next person, and even if you give us anything there is still no guarantee that we still ...

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“Veeru Commits Suicide Using Jai’s Belt”

  Welcome to the age of headlines! Media generates captions so dramatic, that people instantly turn and say “What the…” Of course since it’s the news it doesn’t matter if the newsline makes sense or not, because if you are watching the news it is only because you are over 60 and don’t enjoy reality shows, or you are impatiently ...

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Game Review- SCRABBLE

Have you ever felt lost for words during an argument? Isn’t it slightly awkward when all your words keep repeating over and over again, like you are reading it out of a textbook? Do you feel that the dispute could have been better if you could have thrown some fancy synonyms for ‘Idiot’? Or on the other hand, are you ...

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Comic Con – Work Hard, Play Harder!

  India is the country where good events are as rare as the blue moon, or Vivek Oberoi’s hit movies. Usually if you want a good event with crazy stuff to do, you’d have to wait for Ganpati, or Dahihandi, but that is enjoyable for a different section of crowd. Some of us prefer a more subtle way of enjoying ...

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Animal IN-Stinks

Human kind is the most sophisticated species on the Planet Earth. Being organized, civilized and cultured beings, we are completely different from any other species on the globe. But sadly our superiority over other species lasts only until; a hot babe gets employed in our workplace! Because as soon as something even remotely hot ‘girl like’ enters a workplace environment; ...

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The Titanic Disaster of Indian Rupee

So what if the economy is as bad as Shraddha Kapoor’s acting, there is always hope… for the economy—not for Shraddha though, sorry doll. But right now it’s all going downhill, Rupee has fallen farther than SRK’s movie scripts, Rupee has fallen further than Akshay Kumar’s comedy, Rupee has fallen to the point where it has all of us worried ...

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Did someone just turn18?

Eighteen…The year that most excites all human beings in India. Because finally they are of the legal age to do something that is potentially exciting but what almost always ends up as a detrimental experience after the deed is done. YES! I am talking about Voting! It takes a lot of hard work to reach this age, mostly from your ...

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I Don’t Believe in the Gods of Cricket

They say, if one man worships something imaginary—its madness; but, if many men worship something imaginary—its religion. And the people who do not believe in these ‘make believe’ tales are branded Atheists—the scourge of the planet, the hell-damned people, the people who kick cute kittens when it meows. Sadly I’m one of those people. I do not, cannot, will not ...

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TV Channels spreading panic instead of being useful

They say that anything in moderation is tolerable. This is especially true if you consider Himesh Reshammiya’s career (?) as an example. But when mother and Mother Nature are giving you something—no, is not an option! You just have to buckle up and eat it, and hope to god that you manage to survive through that ordeal in one piece. ...

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Have Sex. You’re *&$@^%(Married)

India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters. To people who did not go to school—this is a crash course of our national pledge. It basically states that in our country, all the dudes are your bros and all the chicks are females that you cannot…er are your sisters. So basically that is why everyone here is ...

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