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What do porn and politics have in common?

Yes. You read it right. I tried to compare between porn and politics. Everyone knew that these two are the oldest in the world. But don’t expect much dirty comparisons here.

Gone are the days where people tried hard to find or watch porn. You could find such tapes only at certain places with lot of restrictions. Likewise you should roam everywhere you can to know about politics,politicians and their meetings. Tea shops were the usual places of politics discussion. But after the entry of Internet, finding information about both is hardly a big deal. Not only read, you can watch videos too in Youtube. I mean press meets and interviews.

Every politician has now started to exploit Social media. From Namo to AK, everyone has their own verified social networking account. So does Sunny Leone.

Though we have lot of sites and blogs to get information, we are lost in the plethora of articles. We never did know the real politics. We blindly believe them just by seeing what they do. Both porn and politics, If you know what I mean. It’s hard to sniff “behind the scenes”.

Pornstars do not have any principles. They can do hilarious attempts for money and lust. They don’t give a damn about the number of partners. So do politicians. You simply cannot predict their mindset regarding alliance. If you can relate physical relationship with the term ‘friends with benefits’. You can relate money and power with a new term “politicians with benefits”

You have to turn 18 years old to vote. The same rule is applicable when it comes to watching porn. As the Internet etiquette says. You will need a finger to Vote. I mean for the identity ink. I don’t need to explain this comparison with porn.

Once you are into politics, it will be much much harder for you to leave this cobweb. I.e once you lost your virginity, you cannot get it back, no matter how hard you try.

You have to do something new and creative shit every day to keep peoples’ eyes on you. Either the Orgasmic Sunny or the outspoken Kejri.

Last but not the least, the former needs bed while the latter needs a seat. In the end it’s not always about the DURATION, It’s also about SATISFACTION. If you still want me to explain these two words, you can now go and stalk any children magazine.

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