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Annoying Bus Conductor Species

If you live in Mumbai, moving about by bus is not always the BEST way to travel, especially when you have to deal the following Annoying Bus Conductor species: 1. The Ass Always has his ass stuck to the seat handles, mostly near the ladies seats. Claims he does it to balance himself in the constantly moving bus. Most likely ...

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Doctor Species

Gaurang takes look a doctor species and find out various types. 1. Silent doctor They are not interested in you. Whatever you say they won’t listen. Whatever you try to show they won’t see. Their prime priority is to write prescription and empty your pocket. They won’t bother even if u put a bomb on their head. They believe in ...

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Student Species

Nimish Varadkar takes a look at various student species. Hotel Management His attachment with the course suddenly changes his behaviour. The very same guy who 6-7 months ago believed in burping and talking while eating, suddenly starts displaying a 17th century English etiquette. Never go out with him to a restaurant because he may spoil your appetite by his constant ...

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Sportsman Species

Team Player: For some inane reasons, he tries to be the modest guy of the lot. Ask him about his brilliant performances and he will credit his teammates, coaching staff, fans et al. He gives credit to these people during award ceremonies, his rehabilitation, his endorsements etc. So don’t be surprised if he answers to queries about his new born ...

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Baby Species

Babies, those sweet little angels. Well I don’t think so, cause their tiny brains are constantly contriving to irk us. Baby Projectile This baby gives the term ‘hot springs’ a whole new meaning. It’s amusing to see a tiny toddler shoot up watery sprays to unimaginable heights. But it stops being amusing once the spray hits you dead on your ...

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Airline Species

One of the perks of having a job that involves extensive cross-country airplane traveling, in addition to gathering frequent flyer miles, is observing (and documenting) various kinds of “airline species“. Here are a few notable types: Air-ghostesses: Ghosts cannot be seen – and neither can they! They obviously have graduated from the Hogwarts school of Air-Ghostess training with distinction in ...

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Mutt Species

They say ‘Dog is a man’s best friend’ – a thought not supported by some individuals like me. Why? Well if they collectively decide to make your life miserable everyday and everytime, then there has to be a problem. Don’t believe Nimish Varadkar? Well, read the following and then you might just agree with him. Operasaurous: Mostly made up of ...

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Ticketless Travellers Species

If you are wondering why the Indian Railways runs into such massive losses despite the fact that the number of people travelling by train everyday is roughly five times the population of Australia, it’s probably because a majority of these travellers don’t bother to buy tickets. Here are a few of the varieties of ticketless travellers you are likely to ...

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Honeymoon Species

Be it Matheran or Mauritius, a 7 star hotel or a 3 star lodge, there’s just no escape from newly-weds. Viren Naidu gives you the dope on some of the specimens you’re likely to spot on your next holiday. 1. Raat Thakeli Hai Species These are couples who have been planning their honeymoon since the time they got engaged. They ...

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Guest Species

Whoever said that guests are an incarnation of God, think again. Having seen so many of these irritants visiting my house lately, I have come to the conclusion that they are no more than a nuisance – a dimaag ko shot in our already torturous life. Know why? Have a look at some painful Guest Species. The MBBS (Miya Biwi ...

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