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Maharishi Dayanand College Of Arts, Science & Commerce, Mumbai

Also known as: MD College coz half the crowd can’t pronounce the whole name and the rest don’t know what it stands for. Location: The college is surrounded by 3 ad agencies, McCann, Leo Burnett and Grey (often mistaken to be malls till the BMM students clear the doubt). There’s a vetenary hospital opposite the building. A traditional bull standing ...

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Mithibai Motiram Kundnani College Of Commerce & Economics, Mumbai

Also Known as: MMK The Location:Near National College Bandra The Campus:As big as a politician’s brain, in other words – really, really small. The building got a new paint job a week before the NAAC guys could visit. The Crowd:Sindhis, Sindhis and still more Sindhis – 99% of whom want to get into Hindi films. Studies are the last thing ...

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Vani Vidyalaya Junior College, Mumbai

Also Known As: MCM – Mallu College in ‘Mallu’nd, Little Chennai (desi counterpart of Little China) Location: A stone’s throw away from Mulund station Campus: Whats that? Might be the open stretch of land that is used for social and cultural activities. Not fests, dumbo… rangoli, Ganpati, wedding functions et al. Crowd: 99.99% shudh southies. The latest Rajni/Mohanlal flick is ...

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NM College, Mumbai

Crowd: Mainly Gujjus but still very cosmopolitan. NM has a heady mix of lukhas, academic gurus, xtra curric freaks and combinations of all three. Multi-tasking is a fact of life with every other guy also pursuing CA, CS, ICWA or gearing up for CAT. Campus: What campus??? Canteen: Shared with Mithibai. Though it’s really spacious,the dull lighting makes it resemble ...

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BVP, Mumbai

VIDYAVARDHINIS’ BHAUSAHEB VARTAK POLYTECHNIC,VASAI Also known as: B.V.P. Location: A stone’s throw from Vasai road station, Thane. Junta: The Polytechnic crowd is strickly OK. There are a few guys & gals who look trendy – did I mention that I’m one of them? Courses offered: Official: Diploma in Computer Technology, Computer Egineering, Industrial Eletronics, Mechanical Engineering and Production Technology. Unofficial: ...

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Maharishi Dayanand college, Mumbai

Prof Cool Dude: His round physique might give Adnan Sami a major comlex. He wears the tightest of the shirts, has spiky gelled hair and walks around with a cap that says ‘COOL’. He fakes an accent to impress the girls and calls even the weirdest looking of the lot “Julia Roberts” (coz she’s the only Hollywood actress he’s aware ...

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M V M Junior College, Mumbai

Mulund Vidya Mandir Junior College of Science and Commerce Also known as: Fondly called M.V.M. Never heard of it? I bet you haven’t! Coz it’s only been two years since it opened. Location: Close to Mulund station…. actually it’s closer to the railway line. NAAC rating: When it opened – *** stars coz it was the only college with ACs ...

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B. V. Polytechnic, Mumbai

Mr I-Don’t-Care: He is the type of prof who doesn’t care whether you attend or bunk his lectures. You can enter the classroom anytime you like by giving him any silly excuse. Noise level in his lectures: From silence at the begining to more than 100 db at the end. Attendence: 0% – 100% depends on whether the students want ...

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Elphinstone college, Mumbai

Also known as: Elphi The Location: Opposite Jehangir Art Gallery The Campus: Not too big but large enough to accommodate all the students at the jam session during the socials. Half the ground floor and the first floor are the Maharashtra Archives. For some bizarre reason, the auditorium is referred to as the gymkhana. The Crowd: consists of all kinds ...

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Bhola’s Classes, Mumbai

Branch Manager He does nothing but sit in his A.C office all day. The only time he comes out is to yell. His hobbies include confiscating I-Cards and threatening the students. Tip: If he takes your I-Card, go to his office and start speaking to him in English real fast. He`ll give it back. Mr Kandhani Saphalta Ki Safari Always ...

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