The worst English speaking faculty is the English Professor herself.
The librarian talks to you in Gujarati.
There is a roomful of Gujarati literature but only an almirah of English literature.
The campus is smaller than a basketball court.
The corner behind the girls staircase (yes, there are separate staircases for both genders) from where they hand out something to eat, is known as the Canteen.
Labs for Physics, Chemistry & Biology are in the same corridor separated by a wooden compartment
You only get 4 items to eat in the ‘canteen’ (vada pav, samosa, banana wafers & Munch)