How would you feel when you get free from jail? It’s the same feeling which I was enjoying since my break up 3 months ago. But, I can’t forget that hell of a week when I encountered my Ex back to back every alternate day. I was like a criminal who was discharged from jail but the Inspector is still running to arrest me.
And the incidents which which I am describing gave me some tips to deal with the Ex.
When I woke up this Monday, as usual I wasn’t feeling like going office but I got a sign, ‘Dude! Something is gonna happen’. When I entered my office I saw my Ex along with the new employees. She waved her hand to me !
To which I could manage a positive response with a smile. She started walking towards me ! I imagined her in police uniform holding a gun. This was just an imagination but it brings out the freak in me. One thought went in my mind: Please! rewind this and pause it!
#TIP 1 – NEVER TRY TO BE A GENTLEMAN TO YOUR EX.
‘Hey!, How are you?’, She asked brightly.
I couldn’t say anything. But my mind was going like “Please! Please! Nahin..I cant go to jail again!’.
‘O! nothing. Well, I am good’, I replied with a fake smile. Actually I wanted to say : tumse bach gya to zarur aacha ho jaunga!
‘To yehan kaise? Miltey nahin aaj kal?’, and again she shoots out her dumb questions.
I felt like : ‘Haan, Office mein bhaji-puri bechney aaya hun’. But I didn’t and replied, ‘These days I am too busy with my work ’.
And she asked for some thing which I was badly afraid of- my number. I wanted to say ‘I quit using mobile phone because of radiation’, but as usual I shared my number and committed the blunder.
[#TIP 2 – NEVER EVER TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR EX AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM DUMB RAPID FIRE. AUR AGAR GALTI SE KAR LI TO MANN KI BAAT KO BAHAR AANEY DO WARNA ……. ]
And before she left me with her sawal-e-prahar, she dropped the ‘item’ bomb.
‘Are you free on sunday? I believe you are. Right?’. “Nahin yaar, these days I have become too expensive as demand badh gai hai meri. That’s what I really wanted to say but…
‘Can’t say. May be’, I replied to her.
Once she left, slowly everything started coming up in before my eyes – the torture which were more in quantity than the ‘lovely-lovely’ moments. Zabardasti wala party given to her, the unwanted late night talks, her possessiveness ‘çhipku movements’. And remembering how I manage to escape from her jail.
#TIP 3 – KEEP YOUR EMOTIONS IN CONTROL .
Every single day of that week was hell for me. And yes! I mean, after a very long time she got her purana shikar, then how could she just leave it!
And then came the finale. Yes! sunday. She was petering me to hangout with her on Sunday, and finally I told her that I am busy.(I was feeling like a brave monkey). And though also I was planning to watch a movie with my new friend , so, I took her (my ‘present’ choti musibat) and what do we see – badi wali musibat. Yeah! and I saw her (Inpsector).
But, this time there was something different. I saw her with a guy who was actually my colleague who seemed to be enjoying each other. Though I was hiding myself and my girl from her and was hoping that bas yaar wo dekh na le. The situation when your Ex meet your GF is damn dangerous as aapki kabhi bhi band baj sakti hai.
#TIP 4 – KEEP YOURSELF AND ESPECIALLY YOUR NEW GF IN HIDING FROM YOUR EX.
I was damn feeling weird too. Meri pant utar chuki thi. It didn’t matter any more
But how could a other guy be wearing my trouser!?!
#TIP 5 – ONCE YOUVE LOST YOUR TROUSER, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO IS WEARING IT!