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Engineering-e-shaayari

Right here, Right now, Bluff master
Ek mein, aur ek tu hai,
Aur ek lecture shuru hai,
Meri neendh bekaaboo hai,
Samjho mera dhyaan baki.

Sir ka kya hai bharosa?
Kise pakde, kise bachaye,
Aur agar tum bach pao,
Samjho ghar pe padhna baaki.

Right here, right now,
Hai sone ka sama,
(Background) Everybody one time,
Right here right now,
Tum soye toh yahan,
(Background) Everybody two time,
Setting lagao, last bench pe aao,
Pakde na jaye, toh pura lecture baki!!!

Close up jingle
Kya aap engineering karte hai?
Ya padhne se darte hain?

Paper khali chodte hain?
Toh copy kyun nahi karte hain…

Aage peeche bench khaali hai? Oh ho
Toh chits tayar kyun nahi karte hain?

Bas chaalis ka hi khel hai!!!
Toh copy kyun nahi karte hain?

Chits banane se darte hain?
Toh engineering kyun karte hain?

– Siddhesh ‘Tired Engineering’ Kabe, JBC RSCOE

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