I went to see the penguins at Mumbai zoo. But to my horror, what I saw looked like the return of demonetization — 50,000 people waiting in queue!
Usually at the most, 50 people turn up outside the homes of our top B-town film stars to catch a glimpse of the star. Compare that 50 to the 50,000 showing up to see the penguins — wow!
What a blow to the fragile egos of our poor film stars! I bet our top stars spent the weekend calling their favorite masseurs and getting an EGO massage!
Now we know the difference between animals and people, don’t we? We will travel any distance, wait all day in line and pay any fee to see animals. But animals won’t pay even a penny to come and see us! Right? Ha, there you are!