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The IIT/IIM brand

End of graduation and I was back to my hometown. My parents were happy over the fact that their son is a graduate. But there is a setup which is known as society and whether you like it or not you have to face the people of society. One of the prominent people are your neighbours. The aunty came to ...

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6 Types Of College Confessions

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  Every great college has a passing fad which takes it by the storm and leaves it ravaged. First came the utterly stupid act of random people bursting into synchronized dance in public places causing embarrassment to the onlookers by performing raunchy steps copied from YouTube – which was good. Then came the fad of acting like an insane baboon ...

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8 things that will help you survive during an apocalypse

If you are reading this letter, you are probably one of the few unlucky ones left alive. You want to survive this don’t you? Well you need to do these simple things right and maybe you and the rest of humanity still has a chance. Don’t be an illiterate: If you can’t read, you are doomed. My words would be ...

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4 ways to avoid being branded a SLUT

We all know that men objectify women, and some of us get branded as a SLUT for our choices and actions. So I decided to help women out and come out with some guidelines on how to avoid this labeling. For starters, 1) DO NOT TALK TO MEN!!! I know most of you have let out a gasp in shock. ...

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KHEL SIHASAN KA-The Desi Game of Thrones

One of the great pleasures of life is watching beloved Hollywood flicks air on UTV Movies, dubbed in Hindi. You aren’t a true Indian Potterhead until you’ve watched Harry get sorted into Garuddwar and Draco into Nagshakti. I wonder how much longer must we patriotic Indians wait till that trend transfers to television and Colors TV buys the rights to ...

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7 things that would happen if NaMo came to power?

Jai Namo! Jai Namo! Namo seems to be the trending topic on all platforms; digital and non-digital. There’s still time left for Mr. Narendra Modi to achieve the crowning glory. If Modi comes to power, what’s in store for us? Here’s a peek-a-boo into the future; 7 things that would happen if NaMo came to power: 1) How are you will ...

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Promoting Politics

  There is so much hate around the topic of politics; and ironically most of it comes from internal sources. Everyday some politicians fall while others rise, it would all be more entertaining if I could get Javed Jaffrey to do his Takeshi’s castle style commentary. The aam janta is not quite happy with the fiasco either, we are disgusted by everything ...

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Of gaalis and galoch

Our languages have a way of lending themselves easily to awesome swear-word formulation. Even the most basic, seemingly innocuous swear word in Hindi or Marathi has that succinct quality of being so crude and offensive, you almost want to seal it with a kiss before parting with it. ONE word, mind you, in a very morbidly beautiful way, encapsulates every ...

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11 REASONS WHY POT-HOLES ARE GREAT

 So, I’m learning to drive a car, you know, ’cause I’m 18 now, and that’s what adults do. To those of you who have been driving since you were 14, stop laughing and get out. Seriously, I am 18 and barely tall enough to handle the break and keep my head high enough to keep my eyes on the road ...

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The Rules To Cheat!

  Loyalty…a sentiment that is best reserved for dogs. Men can never be loyal, mostly because it’s tedious and boring. We are like hungry little children begging at your local chowk. If you won’t give us anything we will go on to the next person, and even if you give us anything there is still no guarantee that we still ...

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