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Mayor have your attention please?

Mumbai’s new mayor insists that her car be allowed the red beacon. Yeah, I agree. If, being a traditional Indian lady, she can sport a bright red bindi on her forehead, why can’t her car flash a big red ‘bindi’ from its head?

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Modi’s Bhashan on Children’s Day

On Teachers’ Day, PM Modi spoke to school kids via TV sets in their class rooms. PM Modi urged the kids not to watch TV but to go play outdoors. And the kids obeyed him at once. Relieved, the kids left the PM’s telecast and fled outdoors to play.

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Usain Bolt to train Indian Athletes

We hear that, at the Asian Games training camp kitchen in New Delhi, the food is awful to eat. So awful that, after eating there, our athletes are breaking even Usain Bolt’s speeds in sprinting to reach the loo!

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I’m not difficult, I am just not a morning person.

teachers day

Throughout my childhood I have always had a love-hate relation with┬á all my teachers, they never loved me, I always hated them. Now I am┬á pretty sure I am a difficult person to love, all my sixteen ex-gfÔÇÖs┬á will attest to this fact that, but it was really hurtful when all my teacherÔÇÖs treated me like I was the Vivek ...

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# Help I need some Ice

ice bucket challenge akshay kumar

┬áRemember a song: Thandey thandey pani se nahana chahiye… Gaana aae ya na aae… Gaana chaiye. Well nowadays, people are singing the same song but with a twist; “Thandey-thandey pani se nahana chaiyee….Reason pata ho na ho, ‘LIKE’ yeh video karna chaiye. Yeah! It seems that social media has become a best way of promoting something but mostly people who ...

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s bizarre ROFL ad

Soccer stud Cristiano RonaldoÔÇÖs awesome football skills and of course his drool worthy good looks have pocketed him millions worth of endorsements. Cristiano reportedly takes home a cool┬á$52 million per year just from endorsements. So what on earth was he thinking when he signed up to endorse something as ridiculous as a Japanese face exerciser. Cristiano recently starred in an ...

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Practicing Humanity

We are in the middle of a heated rat race and the end is nowhere in sight. It’s getting bad down here in these tunnels; the rats are beginning to turn on each other. Sadly though, we are not rats. That would have justified the atrocities in the world like discrimination, poverty, corruption and even murder. But for human beings, ...

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How to screw a perfectly good Interview?

The following piece has been written for the sole purpose of seeing you, utterly and dismally fail. Do not peruse the contents of this slanderous piece if you really wish to have a Mercedes in your garage by the time you are 30. The only reason this article has been published is because this psychotic writer is pointing a gun ...

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Are you a Boy-friend or ‘Just a Friend’

boyfriend or just friend

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have. – Bhavdeep Virdee. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t ...

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10 things you shouldn’t say to people with acne

Deep in my heart, I had always naively believed that on turning 18 and officially being an adult (even though technically I’m still in my “teens”), all my acne problems would magically disappear and puberty would finally fulfill its promise of making me attractive. However, the skin on my face (resembling the roads in my neighborhood) that confronts me every ...

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