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BB Rice

BB rice doesn’t mean Barbeque Rice, in fact it means BlackBerry Rice. Ever thought about your Blackberry smart phone in rice? I doubt it. But believe me, if your phone ever decides to go for a swim, you should put it in rice. Give it some nutrition of uncooked rice and it will recover absolutely fine. This was something I ...

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Firang chale gaye Sawaal Chhod gaye

Firang chale gaye Sawaal Chhod gaye Here’s how to tackle them Are there cats in India? Of course! The Maharaja of India is a cat! How dare you insult him! Now you shall suffer the wrath ofthe catwolves! (Follow with insane howling sounds) Is it hot in India? Well we shave our hair off so that it doesn’t set on ...

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Discounting Diwali!

Diwali is here. It’s the season of Happiness, and Lights, for the optimists. It’s the Season of Sound pollution, and Air pollution for the pessimists. And for the crazy demented people who have just escaped from their regional asylums, it’s the season of shopping! Now I’m not against shopping, I think that it’s an excellent way to seduce someone else’s ...

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Drop Birds Not Bombs

The world is coming to an end this year, at least that’s what the movie ‘2012’ said. And you have to admit that Movies inspire more trust than the government ever could. So probably by next year all the human life will become as extinct as Emraan Hashmi’s dancing skills. So I fast forwarded a hundred years into the future, ...

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