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Eggwash

In this age, almost everyone is a meat eater. Either that or they at least eat eggs. Even some of my Marwari friends eat eggs. Actually a lot of them eat meat. Every kind. And it seems everyone worships eggs with the same fervor ancient Egyptians worshipped visiting aliens. Yes that happened! It’s there on the pyramids! Anyways, my two ...

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Un-imagica – a crash that killed my dreams

There comes a time in every person’s life when he /she ends up in a manically depressed state, which is almost like Bihar state, only a lot more fun. When we were kids it was easier to get out of depression, you could just take out your blue-red bicycle and go on a long ride in the pouring rain, trying ...

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10 simple ways to become manlier

Being manly is such a big deal for you, isn’t it? Follow these few steps that will turn you into an incredible man. All you need is sheer determination and a GIRL or GIRLS. 100% satisfaction and solitude guaranteed. Be what you were born to be. An insensitive hard ass, for nuts’ sake! When your girl calls you for like ...

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Relationships: 5 Tips to protect your back side

“Relationship is incomplete without fight”. “A fight makes the love grow more…and more”. Dude you believe this, your a** is in serious trouble ! When I began my firs chapter in love (i.e at the time of proposal), I blatantly said a few things, not knowing know what turn such things could take in the future. Like: tum kaho din ...

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Dhoom waalon ki aisi ki taisi

Recently I had a terrible fight with my girlfriend. I wanted to watch the movie new animated movie ‘Frozen’, but she wanted to watch a twenty five year old lass vigorously grind herself across a forty five year old man’s eight pack abs, while the background music blared nonsensical lyrics about how expensive the popcorn is in PVR. The much awaited Dhoom ...

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De-criminalisation to Re-criminalisation

I’m not much into symbolism, but my creative (read: Tharki) friends  tell me that the number “69” represents a man and a woman doing  awkward, back breaking kinda stuff. So if that is the case then the  number “77” would obviously represent two men doing ‘Brokeback  Mountain’ kinda stuff, huh? Maybe that is why the Indian government decided to call ...

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Bullshit Badshah

In this dark age of Bollywood, where we have nothing but remakes and rip-offs on screen, there comes a movie which is set apart from the rest, a movie that reassures your faith in our film industry. Sadly, I didn’t get to see that movie, so I had to settle for ‘Bullett Raja’. The first thing that I have to ...

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I had a Crush on the Librarian

Every school has a teacher on whom the entire school ka crush hota hai. In my school days I had a big time crush on my librarian! I mean I never liked going inside the school library. I mean… It was like going inside the palace where all my enemies were planning to destroy my brain. You could say that ...

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20 typical things about being Indian

1)      The first thing we learn in any new language is how to abuse 2)      At some point of our life we all have watched a South Indian movie just to guess what the actors are saying 3)      We love combining ketchup with pizza, maggi, omelettes, and just about everything 4)      We love bargaining, even though we have no clue ...

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Wrap me in your bubble, baby!

One day a huge parcel arrived at my doorstep. Never mind what was inside. The only thing that got me tingling inside was this really huge pristine sheet of bubble wrap! With so many many bubbles to go snap snap snap at. This seemingly mundane thing brings out the silly quirky side. There is something immensely satisfying about pinching those ...

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