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Trainee engineer discovers the airhostess.

air hostess

First day in an aeroplane. The excitement was not about taking off on a scientific marvel or agonising if its the Airbus or a Boeing, but the curiosity was about two other things; a) how to pee in the aeroplane, and b) what an air-hostess really looks like and what she really does. Back in the nursery days, the back-bencher pundits ...

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Missile Trump

To confront aggressive North Korea, the US has developed a new missile. This missile is called Trump. Too bad this missile is NOT working as expected.

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Rat Race

I tell you, today even crime has become a rat race. Take the case of the tech-savvy whiz-kid Shaggy who was running fake call centers in Mumbai suburbs and raking in zillions. Well, this brat of a rat has had to run quite a marathon. Run from Mumbai cops. Run to Dubai. Run from the FBI. Run to Thailand. Run back ...

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Auto Vibrate

One day at the massage parlour… A scientific study conducted in the US has found that whole-body vibrations can be as beneficial as exercising. Which comes as a great relief to us commuters in Mumbai. Now we can forget about exercising daily — and simply take an auto-rickshaw ride on our rutted, pot-holed, body-and-bone shaking roads! Text: Subroto, Cartoon: Himanshu

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Ego Massage

I went to see the penguins at Mumbai zoo. But to my horror, what I saw looked like the return of demonetization — 50,000 people waiting in queue! Usually at the most, 50 people turn up outside the homes of our top B-town film stars to catch a glimpse of the star. Compare that 50 to the 50,000 showing up ...

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Promises, Promises, Only Promises

Parties win, parties lose. Parties sweep in, parties sweep out. Parties come, parties go. But our problems DON’T go away! Text Subroto, Cartoon Himanshu  

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Lady Gaga was at the Grammys?

Did you watch the Grammys on TV? What was Lady Gaga wearing? Was it a backless top? Heck, looked like she had it on back to front! Have to say those female American artistes are fashion conscious — but totally unconscious of their boobs peeping out! They are such talented entertainers. Their talent brings out the best in them, And ...

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Ah…Valentine’s day

A lovely celebration of amour. This worldwide festival of love was decided to be named in the fond memory of St. Valentines, mostly because it sounded more appropriate than ‘Love-day’. During college years, you are super hyped for the incoming Valentines. It’s like having 31st Dec in the middle of February, where instead of normal resolutions like losing weight, studying, ...

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2016, The Year of Marriage

It’s the dawn of the new year, which is usually a very exciting time for most people who like a genuine reason to drink. Nothing warrants downing alcohol till you hit coma like your planet completing a rotation around the solar system’s host star. Most people are happy that 2016 has finally ended, since there have been plenty of terrible ...

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Super Heroes we’d like to see on screen, but won’t.

FOUR INDIAN SUPERHEROES WE NEED ON THE BIG SCREEN Tired of Viking gods pretending to be aliens while looking totally human? Bored by time travelers and detectives with British accents? Exhausted by Batman/Iron-man (=Batman in a red suit with better punch lines)? Indian geeks have made their way into the global lexicon of nerd-dom since long before Raj finally started ...

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