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Annoying Bus Conductor Species

If you live in Mumbai, moving about by bus is not always the BEST way to travel, especially when you have to deal the following Annoying Bus Conductor species: 1. The Ass Always has his ass stuck to the seat handles, mostly near the ladies seats. Claims he does it to balance himself in the constantly moving bus. Most likely ...

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Student Species

Nimish Varadkar takes a look at various student species. Hotel Management His attachment with the course suddenly changes his behaviour. The very same guy who 6-7 months ago believed in burping and talking while eating, suddenly starts displaying a 17th century English etiquette. Never go out with him to a restaurant because he may spoil your appetite by his constant ...

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BREAKING NEWS

Indian Cricket Fans Begin Fund to Support Sreesanth Following India’s epic win against Australia in the Twenty20 World Cup Semi-final pace bowler Sreesanth was fined again for excessive appealing. Now a whole bunch of cricket fans have decided to come together and contribute a monthly amount into a Sreesanth Freedom of Speech Fund. “He is an emotional young cricketer who ...

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A HEARTFELT APOLOGY

Dear Kevin, Chris, Justin, Paris, The Haitian guy from 50 Cent’s latest video (3rd from left in the 1087th scene with seminude black and latino dancers lap dancing violently while Armani-clad 50 Cent placidly chews on a cigar), and other celebrity toy boys/girls with a fetish for white trash, You’ve probably guessed by now that I’m not very good with ...

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BACHAAOOOOOO Warna Rahul Dulhaniya le Jaayenge

Rahool Mahajhand a.k.a. Ravan is an evil guy who is looking for a suitable mate preferably a female to carry forward his lineage. For this purpose he has trapped around 15 damsels in a house with him, against their will. Each day he forces them to do humiliating tasks like talking to him, going out on a date with him, ...

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Sportsman Species

Team Player: For some inane reasons, he tries to be the modest guy of the lot. Ask him about his brilliant performances and he will credit his teammates, coaching staff, fans et al. He gives credit to these people during award ceremonies, his rehabilitation, his endorsements etc. So don’t be surprised if he answers to queries about his new born ...

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Ek ajnabee

Yes! It really feels like heaven! Yes, this is really the time! My boss is ‘out of office’ on some supposed to be business tour (at least that is what he emailed, who wants to verify? naa..not me!..don’t wanna spoil my leisure time) to a distant remote international country (Pray he is captured by Talibans!). Ya… so the vacation is ...

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The Cat and I

The CAT (entrance exam to the IIMs) advertisement in the newspapers last week brought back fond memories. I’ve written (or at least tried to write) the CAT four times now, and never once passed. The CAT is like a yearly festival. Almost a ritual. And from the looks of it, I’m probably going to keep writing it forever. The first ...

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Shopping with the enemy

When the fairer one shops, you rune for cover A few weekends ago I was in Chennai with a bosom buddy of mine and she insisted we go shopping for clothes. It had been many moons since I had wafted in the welcome heady aroma of Tiruppur-fresh t-shirts and enticing rustle of large shopping bags. I was looking forward to ...

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MUJHKO BHI TOH LIFT KARADE

Back when I was in College, I was always short on money. My parents only gave me so much pocket money, and the Snooker place charged by the hour, so I constantly needed more money. Being in College is a little bit like being a compulsive gambler – You always need more money. And so, I hatched several Get-Rick-Quick schemes ...

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