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Shake it like a man!

” When you’re happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, try not to look like an epileptic gorilla “, says Ashish Shakya. Throughout history, men have made the world proud with their achievements, be it the wheel or something more recent but equally important, like nose-hair trimmers. However, there are times when the male species ends ...

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Mumbai Horror

We don’t want to write a cover story because a leading Mumbai newspaper had already published it for us a few weeks ago. This is the scanned copy. Let’s sympathise with the Indian team and not burn down their houses because kerosene is expensive. And advertisers, stop making those ads every year please. It’s a shameful waste of money.

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Bharatiya Jhagada Party(BJP)

Bharatiya Jhagada Party(BJP) Global Basic Info Name: Bharatiya Jhagada Party Category :Politics Description: BJP is today the most prominent member of the family of organisations known as the Sangh Parivar. It is a different matter now that we are neither a parivar nor ek doosre ke sang like in Sooraj Barjatya movies. We have always believed in aggressive campaigns and ...

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A hilarious, undercover look at traffic police training.

Traffic Police Academy The weirdest thing happened the other day. It was a bright morning. Nothing starts a fresh day like changing into t-shirts, tracks and sneakers and popping over to the building gym and then around the back to Murugan’s teashop for a couple of good hearty cigarettes. Ah! I exhaled in quiet satisfaction. Across the road the usual ...

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Ode to a Perv…

Ode to a Perv… This is a story of an old perv He enjoyed admiring 20 year olds’ curves. He thought he was young Girls thought he smelled like dung. He loved holding their hands to kiss while they preferred to miss! He thought he was artistic and fancy He could well qualify for a pansy. He thought he was ...

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Tum Hamar Final Hasband Hau

Mr. Sasur K. Naati, producer of hit Bhojpuri film ‘Tetwaa Tuhaar, Haath Hamaar’, has expressed his desire to cast Arun and Liz in his next blockbuster ‘Tu Hamaar Final Husband Hau’. ‘Is philm mein aksun hai, emosun hai aur seksual tensun bhi hai’, said the producer, his paan spittles pirouetting like Nagma on the silver screen. THE STORY: Elijabeth is ...

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Rock-hee ka Swayamvar

Yaas! Where there is reality TV, there is JAM. We take a look at the new-age way to get hitched and have some fun too. Way to go, Rock-hee! Well, TV has taken me by surprise once again. And given me a reason to go after my pet peeve, once again. Reality shows. NDTV (Un) Imagine is currently airing “Rock-hee ...

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JAM Classifieds

Got a product, service or expertise to sell? Or want something useful? Advertise in our unique JAM classifieds to reach the right audience. Guaranteed results. To place a classified ad call 7000. DATING Boys and Girls: Unable to impress your dates? Call XCTI for dating aids like flowers without bees, ready-made poems, instant excuses, hiring flashy cars & motorbikes, etc. ...

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Shave me baby one more time!

Ashish Shakya explores the Britney Spears phenomenon. Thankfully, it does not require him to listen to ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’. There are very few things in this world that fascinate me as much as the dirt patterns on my left toenail. Britney Spears is one of them. Think about it. Not so long ago, she was a superstar ...

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New age Cupids

Arranged marriages have been around in India as long as probably the institution of marriage itself. Aunts, who are called “aunties” in India, have always played an intrinsic and pivotal role in it, from its conception to implementation. As times have progressed, they have proved that they can adapt to the changing times by updating themselves with the latest jargons, ...

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