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FUCK The French Connection User Kit

Mitalee Salvi fumbles around with the foibles of the French language French is just like English. Only different. Unlike in geography, there is much more than just the English Channel separating the two. Between the both of them there exists a perennial War of the Words. Some words in French mean completely different from what you’d expect and will put ...

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Stupid, stupid me.

I’m feeling foolish and stupid. Not that I feel any different any other time of the day (or for that matter month or year, too) but I’m feeling particularly foolish. I was watching television the other day, randomly pressing buttons according to my whims and fancies when I stopped inadvertently at Doordarshan. The quintessential waviness of the channel was now ...

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Mallika SheraMUTT!

Ignoring trivial issues like potholed roads, overflowing garbage dumps and illegal constructions, the BMC (Bekaar Municipal Committee) has decided to ban all obscene hoardings. This has given rise to employment opportunities for our star actress and model Mallika Sheramutt, because everybody loves a cute pooch. On this momentous occasion, Ashish Shakya guides you through the world of censorship. Like all ...

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The Weekly Nonsense

Starting out this month, The Weekly Nonsense will answer all your queries and help you down the path of true enlightenment. Be it any damn thing in the world, the people at WN know it all Why is it called ‘Weekly Nonsense’? Isn’t JAM a fortnightly? Ah, the inquisitive reader, eh? Well, the name suggests that the column is worth ...

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When you’ve goat it, flaunt it!

Now tell me this: How far would you go for love? Think about it. How far would you go to find the one person that matters the most in your life? Of course here I assume that most of you are single and very very lonely. And this is not an uncalled for assumption. Recently at a wedding reception I ...

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BACHAAOOOOOO Warna Rahul Dulhaniya le Jaayenge

Rahool Mahajhand a.k.a. Ravan is an evil guy who is looking for a suitable mate preferably a female to carry forward his lineage. For this purpose he has trapped around 15 damsels in a house with him, against their will. Each day he forces them to do humiliating tasks like talking to him, going out on a date with him, ...

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The Weekly Nonsense

Starting out this month, The Weekly Nonsense will answer all your queries and help you down the path of true enlightenment. Be it any damn thing in the world, the people at WN know it all Why is it called ‘Weekly Nonsense’? Isn’t JAM a fortnightly? Ah, the inquisitive reader, eh? Well, the name suggests that the column is worth ...

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The Times of ZORTON

DATE: ZOONDAY, OOKYBOOKY 27, 2039 In a galaxy far far away, there exists a planet where the rivers are made of beer, and the residents do nothing but frolic by the beach all day, singing ”Oola La La La La Ole O!” and also (if they’re really drunk) “Meri Pant bhi sexy / Meri Shirt bhi sexy…”. If you ever ...

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Lalit Modi’s Godfather IPL season – 3

It’s here!!! IPL!!! Not even the impending heatwave can dampen my spirits for the masterpiece that is the IPL – Season 3. As a nation known for producing soppy-teary soaps over the years, I can’t help but get excited again, India out of sheer co-incidence has produced a televised version of ‘The Godfather’ for the 3rd season running. Taking our ...

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Click here to get laid

Vinod G presents a thesis on ‘The Process of Locating a Cosmetically Enhanced Female Specimen on the Internet’ If you’re a guy, how would you like it if someone told you that you could sit at home all day, in your pyjamas which are still wet with drool, doing absolutely nothing, not even brushing your teeth, emitting a stench foul ...

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