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Sweet Child O’ Mine

Usko hai aisi hansi joh aisi dikhe mujhe Yaad dilaye mere bachpan ki yaadein Jahan sab kuch Hota aisa fresh, jaise neela ambar Ab kabhi jab uska chehra dekhoon Woh le jaye mujhe woh khaas jagah pe Aur main lamba dekhoon toh Main tut ke roh padonga Oh, oh oh oh meetha baccha o’ mera Oh, oh oh oh meetha ...

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Hair Improvement

The Wife ordered me to get a haircut the other day. I usually follow orders, but with this particular order, I was hesitant. You see, I hate going to barbers. I have this (somewhat unreasonable, but highly plausible) feeling that barbers are agents of an alien army, and that they are just waiting for the right time to start their ...

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Leave Studies – 25 Ways To Slack Off Creatively!

Pay careful attention to this piece for a while and take in every little detail, for if you master Paras Sharma’s techniques, you’ll never have to break a sweat again. Once again, the time has come when college lectures come to a grinding halt and the tez talwaar of exams dangles perilously over your head. The time when all your ...

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Patrick Swayze – She’s like the wind

(Lyrics Hindi mein!) Woh hai hawa ki tarah mere jhadiyan ke paar Woh chalaati hai raat mere bagal mein Woh le jaati hai mujhe chandni paar Sirf jalaane mujhe suraj se Usne le liye mera dil Par pata nahi use, kya kiya hai usne Mehsoos karoon apne mooh par uski saas Uska badan mere pass Dekh nahi sakta uski aankhon ...

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Preventing is Better than Cure!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me the ears And kindly to pay attention To what Im saying here. We must come together And act fast, fast Otherwise there will be One more blast! From today only We must act like spy And not touch object That we don’t identify. Even if it is small plastic bag On side of the road ...

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Why god makes stupid people

‘ve always believed there are two kinds of stupid people – those who are incapable of gathering information and those who are plain ignorant. God made the former plainly for our amusement. I’ve always believed that if you know someone who can’t catch a ball coming at them, pelt pointy rocks on their faces till they bleed. That very act ...

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Battle of Chores – Part II

Part II After my previous encounter over negotiating household chores went down the drain, I was thinking of new ways to try and get out of the drudgery of. I really really hate cleaning the table after dinner, and I was summoning all my creative forces to help me on this one. After cleaning the dining table yet another time, ...

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Different kinds of friends!

Mallu Friends This species is defined by their unique abilities of eating non vegetarian food and consuming alcohol. A standard male mallu friend can typically take in anywhere between 4 to 6 litres of kingfisher strong beer at a time (7-8 if the mallu is from S.I.E.S.). Contradictory to earlier presumptions, dosas and appam is not a malllu’s favourite food. ...

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Column About Sex!

The importance of sex education in classrooms can never be undermined. To explain, here is a column. Now that I’ve got your attention let me get straight to the point. The fact that our nation desperately needs sex-ed is made evident every single day by the repeated ‘Will masturbation affect my health?’ and ‘Does kapde pehen ke pyaar cause pregnancy?’ ...

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