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Making V-Day simpler

Are you mortally afraid of the number 14? Do you think the month of February should be banned from the calendar? Do you think the colour pink should be banned? If your answer is yes to any one (or all) of the above questions, we have just the right products for you. Designed especially for you according to your needs ...

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What’s the good word for

Saurabh Datar indulges in some word play, JAM ishtyle Sigh. Life is so complicated. Oh, pardon me; I’m in MBA examination mode. I have words and numbers swirling around in my head. Most of you (read: engineers) who’ve tried their hands at MBA entrances will have come across math problems involving a person choosing a red ball from a box ...

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And the JAMmie goes to…

The end is nigh. No, I’m not supporting doomsday conspiracies, nor am I endorsing a certain John Cusack blockbuster (suppresses laughter and decides not to joke about it) whose plot was of the quality and calibre of Microsoft Windows Vista. The year 2009 has drawn to a close, and we must all now, due to editorial compulsions, turn pensive and ...

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The Importance Of Being Austere

Dear Ministers/ MP’s/ Members/ bootlickers well wishers, As a part of the recent austerity drive set up to save public money, here are the guidelines to ensure you that you are not taken to task by the bas&@#ds media fraternity. Please consider it a part of party policy and strictly adhere to it, otherwise your bloated egos (and bodies) shall ...

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Undya Tv

WELCOME to the UNDYA TV School of JOURNALISM, a PREMIER institute for a DAZZLING career in the fourth estate. We are committed to the mission of bringing you the nation’s hottest and spiciest news from all walks of life. There is a HUGE NEED for media professionals who, without any iota of self respect, can fish out the most absurd ...

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Mutt Ka Saamna

But now there is a whole new meaning to truth. With my show “Mutt Ka Saamna”, I, Ramu Mutt, will bring you the truth about your favourite celebrities. One word of warning though; I only remembered the lies they got caught on. The rest was all piles of muck anyway. Man-mowed-hun Sing said he was the boss and had the ...

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Maar De

Unhonne bola usse dubara yahan mat aana Terishakal nahi dekhani, tu nikalle baba Tere ankhoki aag aur tere shabd bohot saaf hai isliye mare de, bas mare de Tu accha bhaag, tu accha kar jo tu karsake Nahi Dekhana khoon, Nahi banna mard tumhe banna hai mazboot, accha karo jot um kar sako isliye mare de, par tumhe banna hai ...

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Surviving Engineering College

Hate engineering? Think again. Here’s a different take on India’s most common profession that elaborates on all of life’s lessons and skills that engineers knowingly (or unknowingly) learn during their 4 years of ‘struggle’! For those of you who are apprehensive, who think this is going to be an other article that rubbishes our profession, and talks of how useless ...

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Sand in the Wrong Places

Making a maiden Goa trip after finishing college is a rite of passage that most of us go through, unless of course one happens to be Catholic, in which case a Goa trip is an annual exercise undertaken to replenish the dwindling alcohol, cashew nut and sausage rations. Regardless of what community one belongs to however, a trip to Goa, ...

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Adventures With COMPUTER Part 2

In Part 1, Aditya Kulkarni gets a VCD of Basic Instinct to watch on his first computer. We eagerly popped the Basic Instinct Video CD into the computer driver, and started up the computer to watch what was rumored to be the greatest movie of all time. But the computer just frustrated us. It was too slow to play the ...

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