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Honeymoon Species

Be it Matheran or Mauritius, a 7 star hotel or a 3 star lodge, there’s just no escape from newly-weds. Viren Naidu gives you the dope on some of the specimens you’re likely to spot on your next holiday. 1. Raat Thakeli Hai Species These are couples who have been planning their honeymoon since the time they got engaged. They ...

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Guest Species

Whoever said that guests are an incarnation of God, think again. Having seen so many of these irritants visiting my house lately, I have come to the conclusion that they are no more than a nuisance – a dimaag ko shot in our already torturous life. Know why? Have a look at some painful Guest Species. The MBBS (Miya Biwi ...

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Valentine’s day species

Love is in the air and almost everyone seems to have caught the ailment. The same viral strain manifests itself in different ways in different people. Presenting Valentine’s Day species. 1. Baap Ka Maal The ‘cool’ maalamaal dudes and dudettes whose sole purpose in life is to SHOW-OFF their man or woman. For guys, uses of their beloved include getting ...

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What kind of lover are you?

Women’s magazines are choc-a-bloc with quizzes for the gals. So for all those dudes feeling left out, the experts at JAM have devised a Valentine’s Day quiz especially for the guys. Answer these questions and find out: Q1. You have exactly Rs.100 in your wallet. And all the card and flower shops are shut. What do you do? a) Break ...

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Annoying Bus Conductor Species

If you live in Mumbai, moving about by bus is not always the BEST way to travel, especially when you have to deal the following Annoying Bus Conductor species: 1. The Ass Always has his ass stuck to the seat handles, mostly near the ladies seats. Claims he does it to balance himself in the constantly moving bus. Most likely ...

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PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2005

Disclaimer: These predictions are made by a totally inexperienced good-for-nothing student as his only source of time-pass during the Maharashtra State Electricity Board load shedding program. Don’t blame me if they do not come true. – Inspired by the successful-copy-paste job done with ‘Indian Idle’, some idiot will come up with the ‘Chopra Winfrey Show’ sometime soon. – Ka-run Johar’s ...

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The Sidey Man Movie Spoof

With great power, comes great responsibility. And with box-office success, comes the need for a sequel, no matter how pointless it may be. It’s the year 2004 and the sinister Doc Oc’s all set to cause some trouble, but Sidey doesn’t want to be a hero anymore. But wait! Before you start praying, read on…

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