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Exam Ki Padhaai Special

Tujhe dekh dekh sona, tujhe dekh kar hai jagna…. kya kare, exams mein no other option than books, na! Ek nazar mein bhi pyar hota hai, maine suna hai. aur agar tumhe books se hua hai, toh please sit besides me during exams. Dekhne mein hai… pata nahi kaisi, honi chahiye yahi kahi, Kho gayi, haan kho gayi! It’s not ...

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Shaheed Chicken Schezwan

One flu over the Chicken’s nest After centuries of being oppressed, laughed at and being eaten, chicken are striking back. In a brave attempt at regaining their status at the top of the pecking order among domestic fowl below 4 kg, chicken are lashing out. In the last two weeks, it has been widely reported that mysterious chicken are roaming ...

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Assorted Shayaris

Jis waqt khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga Ek suroor sa dil peh chaya hoga Pehle socha hoga tujhay JANNAT mein rakhay Phir usay zoo ka khayaal aaya hoga. Paani aane ki baat karte ho Dil jalaane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho – Piyush Gada Kaun kehta hai ki hum ...

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Freeze Game

The media has had a field day reporting from Torino, which is hosting the Winter Olympics. Sidin Vadukut, who’s been following the games, noticed a few interesting things… It is an established fact that human beings always try to come up with ever more innovative ways to subject themselves to ghastly pain and annihilation. Gladiators, tattoos, root canal treatments, zipper ...

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Shocklet

We are still recovering from the shock of seeing Kareena bathing in chocolate for the new Lux ad. The campaign has created a furor amongst well-meaning Hindustanis. Ramachandra Mutt caught up with Miss K at Dabba-Ice-Spice, a popular club in town to find out more about this chocolatey controversy. RM: Miss K, I believe that these snaps have caused a ...

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Bunty Aur Barbie

Guess what Abhishek got for his birthday. Yes, you are right – Aishwarya! Even as the loving couple start on their short love story, and Salman and Vivek drink rum to shoo off the gham…. JAM’s Ramchandra Mutt asks eminent Indian citizens their view on this development… Chota Shakeel RM: Your reactions… CS: I think this is pretty pathetic on ...

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Very hungry, Kya?

Reading a pizza flyer is a good exercise for CAT aspirants, says Sidin Vadukut The other day I came home, opened the door and walked smack right into what, on closer inspection, proved to be a slice of pizza. It was roughly 3 feet thick and 6 or so feet wide. Once I got over the initial shock I saw ...

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Confessions of a Potty Animal

My white skin friend was shopping for a wild potty. I showed him Elton John in Bangalore. Then La Loo in Patna. And followed it up with Ramu Loo in Hyderabad. But he was not at all impressed. He told me, he was looking for a colourful potty with all the trappings of power. I jogged my memory and handed ...

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Braking News

Bhelpuri wala disappears! A Bhelpuri wala named Dayaram who had his stall near Century Bazaar, has been reported missing from his area. His patrons, many of whom are avid bhelpuri eaters, are bummed by his sudden disappearing act. The police are unknown about his whereabouts and have taken four of his regular patrons in custody, for questioning. Talks such as ...

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Udd Gayi Basanti

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Goddamnit, is it Superman? No, I don’t belive it! It’s a Paper Rocket??? Wondering what these guys are doin jumping up in the air? Well so are we. JAM lists down 5 possible explanations… 1. No seats. No pilots. And flying dangerously low. They thought it was a low cost airline and ...

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