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Braking news: Advani’s Rathyatra

News that’ll make you slam the brakes of your car… even if you don’t have one Ford, Arrow sponsor Rath Yatra Ford India has signed in as the main sponsor for Advani’s Rath Yatra. According to close sources, Advani will also endorse Ford cars all over the country. “Henry Fordji was a great believer in Lord Ram. I am signing ...

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Arjun Singh PJs

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE? 49.5% off. WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER? One with no Fast Forward button. WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR? One that travels only in reverse gear. WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY? Kota WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS? Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature. WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ...

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Buck Off

No one really knows what’s happening with Salman’s life. Thomas “tom” Koshy takes a bizarre look at what really might’ve gone wrong. If it sounds crazy don’t blame us…. blame Salman! The room was murky. There was almost no sunlight. He had tried, but there was no reservation in jail for actors who killed wild bucks. “That’s not why I ...

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Need for speed: Mission Varanasi

Akshay Rajagopalan talks about the perils of driving on Varanasi’s roads… and offers some handy tips too. Varanasi – the city the Communists never exploited for its Rediness (no letter missed). I read a hilarious account the other day about the travails of driving on Indian roads. Naturally, I tried to relate it to my life and compare the incidents. ...

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Balance of power

This summer Mumbai – the city that never sleeps – may join the “Power Cut Club”. Srikanth K takes a hard look at what this round of power cuts would mean to ordinary Indians. There was a huge celebration in different parts of the country following the government’s announcement that electricity would be supplied from 8am- 6 pm & 11 ...

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Rot Couture

“Fashion Fashion Everywhere. Not a dress to wear.” Every fashion season any respectable magazine will put atleast one weird model in a weirder dress designed by a whacko designer who considers putting a shuttle-cock on the head as art. And if the designer is gay … so much the better. Enter the JAM Fashion Week, which’ll make the fashion fraternity ...

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Fat cat fundaas: Unplugged

The world would be a better place, if only it had more plug points. Recently I was out with a friend and we took a cab to the elite and decadent Taj Mahal Hotel near the Gateway. It is a brilliant piece of architecture, famous for its impeccable hospitality and a world class spread of chic restaurants. From the continental ...

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Airline Species

One of the perks of having a job that involves extensive cross-country airplane traveling, in addition to gathering frequent flyer miles, is observing (and documenting) various kinds of “airline species“. Here are a few notable types: Air-ghostesses: Ghosts cannot be seen – and neither can they! They obviously have graduated from the Hogwarts school of Air-Ghostess training with distinction in ...

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Hum Do 9211

As shocking as it may seem, noted terrorists Osama Bin Laden and George Bush are absconding! Yup, you heard it right… they have disappeared from the face of the earth. Even as CIA, KGB, MI5, and other negligence agencies crack their heads to solve this mystery, JAM lists down possible locations where the two might have gone and what they ...

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Braking News

Bhelpuri wala disappears! A Bhelpuri wala named Dayaram who had his stall near Century Bazaar, has been reported missing from his area. His patrons, many of whom are avid bhelpuri eaters, are bummed by his sudden disappearing act. The police are unknown about his whereabouts and have taken four of his regular patrons in custody, for questioning. Talks such as ...

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