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Baby Species

Babies, those sweet little angels. Well I don’t think so, cause their tiny brains are constantly contriving to irk us. Baby Projectile This baby gives the term ‘hot springs’ a whole new meaning. It’s amusing to see a tiny toddler shoot up watery sprays to unimaginable heights. But it stops being amusing once the spray hits you dead on your ...

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Trip Slip

We can only do so much for a hatke vacation – Sidin Vadukat Friends. Life feels incomplete without lots and lots of friends. What would we do with our pocket money, those imported chocolates that uncle from the Gulf brought us, and our very valuable collection of music CDs if we did not have friends around? They are by our ...

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Dard Bhare Shayaris

Dil mein chubi sui, dil mein chubi sui, Dil mein chubi sui, Uui uui ui, ui ui uui ui ui uui……………. Dosti ki kadar karte hain itni, Aasmaan mein sitare hain jitne, Yakeen na aaya tho call kar ke dekh lo, Hum karenge baat aapse utni, Aapke mobile mein currency ho jitni. Maine kaha “dilruba”, Usne kaha “ice cream khila”, ...

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Arranged or Love?

We were out on an educational tour (read Entertainment) in Goa and were lazing around the beaches, when I had a brainwave. I suggested that we survey honeymooning couples on the beaches to ascertain who amongst them were lovebirds, and who were made to marry by those marriage counselors (read old ladies, who we only see in this or that ...

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Gaana Zaroori Hai

A small hand quivers before turning on the radio knob, some eyes fill up when they press the remote control. Every moment spells fear as the latest victim goes: Ooooooooooo,oooooo,ooooooo,uh? A growing fear has gripped the nation. A deadly virus is on the loose. It strikes through the auditory canal. Symptoms of Reshammiya-itis include victims going tone deaf and singing ...

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Bhai bana khooni

News coverage of even important issues has become hilarious these days, says Abhinav Jain. I really respect the media people. When I know these guys can to ruin this birth of mine by sending out one bulletin announcing some guy called Abhinav Jain is allegedly a ‘videshi taakat‘ planning to blow up all the ladies toilets in the capital this ...

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I Resign too…

Eminent personalities are making a beeline outside newspaper offices to declare their resignations because of reasons apart from holding Office of Profit. Unable to handle the surging crowd, some newspapers directed them to JAM. Here are some choice resignation… Lata Mangeshkar: The Government just proposed to put a road lamp on the proposed Pedder Road flyover just outside my window. ...

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Mardon wala facial

Aditya Kandala gives vent to all the confusion and terror he felt during his first facial. A time comes in every man’s life when he is forced to do things that he would rather not do; pushed to foray into territories unexplored. It does not take a genius to guess the force behind the feat – WOMAN. My saga of ...

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Assorted Shayaris

Jis waqt khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga Ek suroor sa dil peh chaya hoga Pehle socha hoga tujhay JANNAT mein rakhay Phir usay zoo ka khayaal aaya hoga. Paani aane ki baat karte ho Dil jalaane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho – Piyush Gada Kaun kehta hai ki hum ...

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Art attack

They entered an art gallery to kill time. Little did they know the shock that awaited them… The common man in Bombay enjoys many benefits, which s/he cannot avail of in other Indian cities. You can absolve yourself of any error or oversight merely by bringing up the topic of traffic. The traffic problem is so atrocious and omnipresent that ...

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