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Young and Stupid (Part II)

I rushed straight to the phone at break-neck speed and punched the numbers almost automatically. The phone rang as I waited impatiently. 5 rings later, no one had answered the yet. I started to panic. All the efforts I put in to convince Mom were about to go to waste. I started a mental countdown: 5 … 4 … 3 ...

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MUJHKO BHI TOH LIFT KARADE

Back when I was in College, I was always short on money. My parents only gave me so much pocket money, and the Snooker place charged by the hour, so I constantly needed more money. Being in College is a little bit like being a compulsive gambler – You always need more money. And so, I hatched several Get-Rick-Quick schemes ...

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Superdoper Returns

Drink Up, Snort up Little Star, Stoned in Bandra and Stoned in Khar, Up above the world so high, Like a charsi in the sky… So he can’t exactly stop a speeding train with his bare hands. And the last time he saved the world was when India thrashed the Samoan Islands to lift the FIFA World Cup. But underestimate ...

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Banned From My Life…

Hola people! What a week it has been. If you were one of the lucky four thousand or so who had a chance to be at one of the JAMCAT concerts you must have had a pretty rocking experience. Headbanging, minor mosh-pitting and so on. Good for you. However spare a thought for the poor people, behind the stage if ...

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I Spy: My Daughter & That Guy

A possible conversation, in the near future, between two cavorting young people, a passionate couple, sitting somewhere on the rocks off Bandra Bandstand on a breezy winter evening with just the right amounts of cloud to be romantic: Girl: Darling I just love sitting here and seeing your hair tremble in the breeze… Boy: And I can spend my entire ...

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Braking News: Rakhi’s revealing saree

Maddy sues Rakhi Celebrated television designer, Maddy, has sued Bollywood item girl Rakhi Sawant for her decision to switch to sarees. Maddy was all set to release his premium ‘Economy Range‘ which would be very economic in terms of the cloth used. But Rakhi‘s decision means that she will no longer promote this collection. “Maddy’s anger is unfounded. There are ...

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Dear Aunties!

Respected Aunties, I am not disputing the fact that you once put the Hema Malinis’ of the world to shame. However that was about half a million years ago. This letter is to strongly bring to your notice that we, the young innocent men aged 20-25 who travel in the public buses of our city do not intend to tease/ ...

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Engineering-e-shaayari

Right here, Right now, Bluff master Ek mein, aur ek tu hai, Aur ek lecture shuru hai, Meri neendh bekaaboo hai, Samjho mera dhyaan baki. Sir ka kya hai bharosa? Kise pakde, kise bachaye, Aur agar tum bach pao, Samjho ghar pe padhna baaki. Right here, right now, Hai sone ka sama, (Background) Everybody one time, Right here right now, ...

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Hasna Zaroori Hai

For the first time in cinema, seven directors (6 of them you wouldn’t know) make one old baby-sitter narrate horror stories to bored little children, because tumhara…Read On…

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Cycle Psychosis

Balancing yourself on two sets of wheels with a few rods in between can be quite a terrifying experience. I admit it. I know this is embarrassing. But I really cannot hide it any more. Shame and embarrassment wells up inside me, as they have several times in the past. But today, in the global media, I wish to reveal ...

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