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Khakh -E-Shayari

Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram, Diya, Bipasha kitne naam, Sabko Sushmita de bhagwaan Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram, Patit Paavan John Abraham Pyaar do Pyaar lo Apni gf se na mile, kisi aur ki gf se lo Ahimsa hamara farz hai, Aakhir duniya pe hamara bhi kuch karz hai. Lekin Dry Day kyun rakhte ho saalon, Daru hi to har dard ka ...

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Pet Peeves

In this brand, spanking and vicious new section, we deal with pet peeves. No, this is not the space to vent your frustration at Billu, your cat who, for the fourth time today, relieved himself on your new basketball trainers. This is the space where you can talk about things that bug you, in a funny, non-offensive, totally platonic way. ...

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Will the Real Ashok Gaitunde Please stand up?

Meet the SIM card from hell! Incessant calls from banks asking for a Mr Ashok Gaitunde made our writer’s life miserable. In the year 2004, I passed class 10 and as I entered FYJC, like all protective mothers, mine decided that the time had come for me to have a mobile phone. Not because I was old and responsible enough ...

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The Hammer Men Of India

India is a nation of hams and hammer men. And no, we’re not talking about the guy who went around smashing women’s heads. The problem is much more inherent. ASHISH SHAKYA explains… So last week this Vikas Kumar Tak aka The Hammer Man from Mumbai, was arrested for (literally) knocking up women with a hammer. The dude was apparently inspired ...

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Rolay

Phekta Kapoor has announced that she’s making a Bhojpuri remake of Sholay, titled ‘Gabbar Singh‘. Dhanno ke poonch ke aakhri baal ki kasam, hum sach keh raha hoon! And Sickrum Bhatt has also decided to jump on the bang..err..bandwagon to make a soft porn version of ‘Amar, Akbar, Anthony‘. His version’s called ‘Kamar, Fukbar And Tony’. Ramchandra Mutt invited the ...

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Five Lines You Loved About Chacha Chaudhary

1 Chacha Chaudhary’s brain is sharper than a needle and faster than a supercomputer. No wonder his pagdi is red. Take your time, you’ll get it. If you were Chacha Chaudhary though, you’d have got it hours ago. There, see, you finally got it. Chacha pwns you. 2.When Chacha Chaudhary’s companion Sabu gets angry, somewhere in Jupiter a volcano explodes. ...

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Ramu’s Apology

Ram Bhopal Burma is sorry. For a lot of things. In this open letter to you dear JAM reader, he apologises. My Dear Fellow Citizens, I know that an apology has been due from my side ever since Ram Bhopal Burma Ki Aag. Mummy-promise, I had all intentions to write an apology letter but khallas… I mean alas, I never ...

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Doggedly Dodging the Chores – Part-I

I am always thinking of new ways to try and get out of the drudgery, ie doing household chores. I really hate cleaning the table after dinner, and I was summoning all my creative forces to help me on this one. After cleaning the dining table yet another time, I sat down exhausted in front of the TV. The news ...

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Cheque De

Dear Sir/Madam, I have something to say, Without further delay, Allah ke naam pe give my cheque today! Today our generation, Is facing recession, Everywhere in world, People are going into depression, I am also facing similar situation, So I’m requesting, Please to give my remuneration! Diwali also is coming close And my tension is starting to mount, Every other ...

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