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Infidelity is sportier than golf

Read on to know how, why, where, when and what When Tiger Woods’ official website said that Woods was returning, I, for once, shivered with excitement. We all remember him, don’t we? He provided us great entertainment by cheating on his wife. Some also know him as a Golfer. With Tiger’s return, I was hoping there would be more classic ...

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Ek, do, teen… fail

Saurabh Datar presents three Bollywood businesses that can never prosper I recently went to Gujarat to take care of some unfinished business. Yes, I finally got rid of that ridiculous photo of me in ghagra choli, or whatever it is that the Gujju men wear during the mating period that is Dandiya. I buried it deep beneath a field in ...

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FUCK The French Connection User Kit

Mitalee Salvi fumbles around with the foibles of the French language French is just like English. Only different. Unlike in geography, there is much more than just the English Channel separating the two. Between the both of them there exists a perennial War of the Words. Some words in French mean completely different from what you’d expect and will put ...

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Stupid, stupid me.

I’m feeling foolish and stupid. Not that I feel any different any other time of the day (or for that matter month or year, too) but I’m feeling particularly foolish. I was watching television the other day, randomly pressing buttons according to my whims and fancies when I stopped inadvertently at Doordarshan. The quintessential waviness of the channel was now ...

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The Weekly Nonsense

Starting out this month, The Weekly Nonsense will answer all your queries and help you down the path of true enlightenment. Be it any damn thing in the world, the people at WN know it all Why is it called ‘Weekly Nonsense’? Isn’t JAM a fortnightly? Ah, the inquisitive reader, eh? Well, the name suggests that the column is worth ...

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When you’ve goat it, flaunt it!

Now tell me this: How far would you go for love? Think about it. How far would you go to find the one person that matters the most in your life? Of course here I assume that most of you are single and very very lonely. And this is not an uncalled for assumption. Recently at a wedding reception I ...

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The Weekly Nonsense

Starting out this month, The Weekly Nonsense will answer all your queries and help you down the path of true enlightenment. Be it any damn thing in the world, the people at WN know it all Why is it called ‘Weekly Nonsense’? Isn’t JAM a fortnightly? Ah, the inquisitive reader, eh? Well, the name suggests that the column is worth ...

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Lalit Modi’s Godfather IPL season – 3

It’s here!!! IPL!!! Not even the impending heatwave can dampen my spirits for the masterpiece that is the IPL – Season 3. As a nation known for producing soppy-teary soaps over the years, I can’t help but get excited again, India out of sheer co-incidence has produced a televised version of ‘The Godfather’ for the 3rd season running. Taking our ...

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Click here to get laid

Vinod G presents a thesis on ‘The Process of Locating a Cosmetically Enhanced Female Specimen on the Internet’ If you’re a guy, how would you like it if someone told you that you could sit at home all day, in your pyjamas which are still wet with drool, doing absolutely nothing, not even brushing your teeth, emitting a stench foul ...

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IPL is not just about cricket

With the IPL fever gripping the nation once again, our reporter, Ramachandra Mutt (RM) visited the teams to cover their practice. “But wait,” he cried! “Where’s the cricket?” “Humne appko bohoot miss keeya,” chanted a group of foreign players as RM entered the changing room. Overjoyed by this welcome, RM turned towards the voices only to discover that they were ...

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