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Sand in the Wrong Places

Making a maiden Goa trip after finishing college is a rite of passage that most of us go through, unless of course one happens to be Catholic, in which case a Goa trip is an annual exercise undertaken to replenish the dwindling alcohol, cashew nut and sausage rations. Regardless of what community one belongs to however, a trip to Goa, ...

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Adventures With COMPUTER Part 2

In Part 1, Aditya Kulkarni gets a VCD of Basic Instinct to watch on his first computer. We eagerly popped the Basic Instinct Video CD into the computer driver, and started up the computer to watch what was rumored to be the greatest movie of all time. But the computer just frustrated us. It was too slow to play the ...

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Growing older

Chirag tells us why growing older may not be such a bad thing! I must guess the headline will have caught the attention of all the girls reading this magazine. FOOLED YOU! I’m actually going to talk about the benefits of filing income taxes in advance. Okay I’m not. But I don’t think I’m going to be able to tell ...

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Bi-Hari Potter

In a dank, smelly closet at the Chief Minister’s residence in Bihar, a young Bihari Potter sat picking his nose and wondering. Just a few moments earlier a stinky rodent had made its clumsy way into the closet and dropped an envelope at his un-cut-toe-nail feet. Bihari, still amazed by the fact that the rodent didn’t notice the chunk of ...

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Aunty Angst

How many times has an aunty looked at you and said, “Haw beta, you have grown so much?!” Chirag Mahabal can’t take this rhetoric any more. For long I have despised aunties who have asked me, “Beta, what do you want to do when you grow up?” Useless aunties who have got nothing better to do in their lives than ...

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Valentine Bhaiya Ka Din

Valentine’s day is here And I am the thinking thinking Scratching my head, my arm Along I stand blinking blinking. What is the whole fuss about this day Who cares anyway? Is it some kind of festival? Or something sold on eBay? “No, no dumbo” my friends say to me “It’s about love and all that fun thing” The probability ...

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Of Lost Love and Love Lost

Of Lost Love and Love Lost As our most hardcore JAMmers will remember, last year we carried a special love letter from a village boy to the girl of his dreams. What we didn’t tell you was that the girl of his dreams replied to the mail. And as hilarious as that last letter was, this one just basically takes ...

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Aditya’s Valentine’s Day Gift Buying Guide

As Valentines’ day rears its ugly head, boyfriends and husbands all over the world are getting that nervous feeling in their stomachs – the feeling of impending doom over the selection of one of the most pointless rituals invented by the modern world: The Valentines’ day special super-duper gift for the girlfriend. Also known as the ‘it’s-that-time-of-year-again?-so-soon?’ gift. But fear ...

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Breaking News

Indian Cricket Fans Begin Fund to Support Sreesanth Following India’s epic win against Australia in the Twenty20 World Cup Semi-final pace bowler Sreesanth was fined again for excessive appealing. Now a whole bunch of cricket fans have decided to come together and contribute a monthly amount into a Sreesanth Freedom of Speech Fund. “He is an emotional young cricketer who ...

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Doggedly dodging the chores (part2)

In part I Aditya kulkarni manages to convince his wife to go along with his bidding game to share household chores. Legend has it that jon nash invented game theory to figure out the best strategy that can be used to pick up girls in a bar. This eventually led to the nobel prize in economics (and he also got ...

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