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Suarez bites, Italy exits and twitterati get witty

Italy started the football world cup as one of the contenders to win the coveted cup. But it seemed like a hungry Luis Suarez and team Uruguay had other plans. Italy tried its best at playing a great game of footsies until bad boy Suarez craved to dig his massive chompers into Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini. This lethal bite became ...

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“Veeru Commits Suicide Using Jai’s Belt”

  Welcome to the age of headlines! Media generates captions so dramatic, that people instantly turn and say “What the…” Of course since it’s the news it doesn’t matter if the newsline makes sense or not, because if you are watching the news it is only because you are over 60 and don’t enjoy reality shows, or you are impatiently ...

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I Don’t Believe in the Gods of Cricket

They say, if one man worships something imaginary—its madness; but, if many men worship something imaginary—its religion. And the people who do not believe in these ‘make believe’ tales are branded Atheists—the scourge of the planet, the hell-damned people, the people who kick cute kittens when it meows. Sadly I’m one of those people. I do not, cannot, will not ...

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Safar ka Suffer – species on the local train.

safar ka suffer train

It took me four weeks weak analysis, to finally finish my thesis on types of travellers. You are bound to encounter the different varieties that I have identified, one time or the other. Here’s the deal – the travellers classification. Touch me not: This kind of species is found in every first class compartment. Whether it’s your bag, your earphones, ...

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Have Sex. You’re *&$@^%(Married)

India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters. To people who did not go to school—this is a crash course of our national pledge. It basically states that in our country, all the dudes are your bros and all the chicks are females that you cannot…er are your sisters. So basically that is why everyone here is ...

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The League of Towel “Phiksers”

    The League of Towel Phiksers With the latest development in IPL, they have now decided to make a change for the next instalment of the series. Probably Dawood Ibrahim will sponsor his own team next year, and it’ll be called, ‘The Royal Towel Fixers’. Spot fixing—the new black spot on the uniform of IPL that even packet full ...

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PROMOTING DEMOCRACY

If this was ten years ago and I was scripting a Bollywood movie I would only refer to them as “The Enemy” or “Those villains from across the border”. They never really came out and said who they were in those movies those days. “This was a terrible terrorist attack!” the saree-clad actress in the bad mockup of DD news ...

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MAXIMUS STUPIDUS: DRIVE SLOW, HUMP AHEAD

It’s been sixty years since the first light of freedom shone down upon our sleeping nation, causing irritated citizens to draw the curtains and go back to sleep. Keeping this patriotic spirit in mind, I’d like to talk to you about how to optimise our ratio of GDP to fiscal deficit, with a special emphasis on agrarian reforms. Haha, just ...

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JAM Ke Baarah Baj Gaye…

India is 60, JAM is 12. Let’s celebrate! A lot of you will pick up this issue, be terribly amused with the content, and then pass on gently into the rest of your lives. Little will you ever know the vast machinery that works in the background to make this magazine become a reality issues after issue, month after month ...

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