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Sting King

It wasn’t just another beauty contest. And it turned out to be an ugly one – literally. 24 highly corrupt politicians selected from various states, came together yesterday for the Mr. Parliament award. In the end, Mr. Krupa Prasad Sharma was voted as ‘Mr. Parliament’ amidst allegations that he bribed the judges to vote in his favour. After the event, ...

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Jailhouse Rock

Welcome to the first ever Bhartiya Jailvaasi Sangathan’s Alumni Meet. Bringing you the most famous ex-jail inmates – Abu Salem, Sanju baba, Tarannum and many more. Some of you may have heard their voices on your phones, now it’s your chance to meet them! JAM gives you the kaano suna haal of the meet. Venue: Arthur Road Prison Time: Midnight ...

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Jo Jeeta Woh BANDAR

Jo Jeeta Woh BANDAR Judges nahi the raazi, then too public ke SMSes se jeet gaya Qazi! As they say, every dog has his day and it’s Qazi’s time now. But here are 10 things you didn’t know about him: 1. Govinda is his dress-designer. 2. PETA has sued him because he always wears leather jackets. 3. He is so ...

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Nach Baliye

Nach Baliye Let us bring to you the second season of the s(hit) dance cum reality cum celebrity cum (come again?) entertainment show Nach Baliye. Our correspondent Ramchandra Mutt gives us the aankho dekha haal. The couples featured on this ‘Senior Politicians Special’ are: 1. Manmohan – Sonia: They were the final couple of the evening. When they took the ...

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Main Meri Patni Aur Woh

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are into ‘Scientology’. But they’re not the only celebrities following obscure nu-age religions. JAM takes a quirky look at the trend: 1. Bappi Lahiri – Bappalogy Teachings: Nothing is original. 2. George W. Bush – Bushism Teachings: There are WMDs and we must dedicate our entire life finding them. 3. Tony Blair – Buddhu-ism Teachings: ...

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Coach TOM & Captain JERRY in Cricket Capers

While touring in Zimbabwe, JAM’s sports correspondent Ramchandra Mutt encountered Tom and Jerry. Closer inspection revealed that they were Indian cricket team coach Greg Chappal and captain Sau-run Ganguly. While Ganguly escaped, quoting some commercial commitments, Ramu managed to tie Chappal down for a one-to-one (interview, not fight, sillies). R: What exactly happened, between you and Sau-run? C: Well, it ...

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Kya Bath Hai

KYA BATH HAI! Presenting Karan Johar’s new show ‘Kya Bath Hai’, which will see Karan chatting up his celebrity friends in a more up, close and personal style. Sharing not a cup of coffee but a bar of new international ‘Sux’ soap. Baring his soul – and much much more – SRK was Karan’s first guest in the bathtub. JAM ...

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Bhartiya JAM Party

Bhartiya JAM Party The party of the masses, classes and asses. Friends, Romans and conmen – lend us your ear (and money too!) If you are tired of other political parties – who offer you nothing but false promises, The Bhartiya JAM Party is here. To put a smile back on your face. Manifesto: 1. We promise to put a ...

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Big Ben

Where were you on 7/7? JAM’s Ramchandra Mutt reports straight from London. Mrs. Kantaben a.k.a. Big Ben: Arre maaru naseeb good chhe isliye mu bachi gayo! Nahi toh… baap re baap! Aa bomb blast toh badda chhe! Pehle some cracking sound fall to my ears, I thot ki navratri aa gayo! India mein toh bomb blasts heppen oll time. Here ...

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Mangal Paan-De

With rumours trickling in that what has been shot of Mangal Pandey is not its original script, the ever inquisitive Ramchandra Mutt discovered that the film’s original story was completely different, and revolved around an uprising by the paan-chewing Babus in Mumbai’s Municipal Corporation’s office. To avoid the cost and fuss involving costumes, to facilitate revenue through brand promotion, and ...

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