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Superdoper Returns

Drink Up, Snort up Little Star, Stoned in Bandra and Stoned in Khar, Up above the world so high, Like a charsi in the sky… So he can’t exactly stop a speeding train with his bare hands. And the last time he saved the world was when India thrashed the Samoan Islands to lift the FIFA World Cup. But underestimate ...

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Gaana Zaroori Hai

A small hand quivers before turning on the radio knob, some eyes fill up when they press the remote control. Every moment spells fear as the latest victim goes: Ooooooooooo,oooooo,ooooooo,uh? A growing fear has gripped the nation. A deadly virus is on the loose. It strikes through the auditory canal. Symptoms of Reshammiya-itis include victims going tone deaf and singing ...

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Buck Off

No one really knows what’s happening with Salman’s life. Thomas “tom” Koshy takes a bizarre look at what really might’ve gone wrong. If it sounds crazy don’t blame us…. blame Salman! The room was murky. There was almost no sunlight. He had tried, but there was no reservation in jail for actors who killed wild bucks. “That’s not why I ...

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Rot Couture

“Fashion Fashion Everywhere. Not a dress to wear.” Every fashion season any respectable magazine will put atleast one weird model in a weirder dress designed by a whacko designer who considers putting a shuttle-cock on the head as art. And if the designer is gay … so much the better. Enter the JAM Fashion Week, which’ll make the fashion fraternity ...

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Hum Do 9211

As shocking as it may seem, noted terrorists Osama Bin Laden and George Bush are absconding! Yup, you heard it right… they have disappeared from the face of the earth. Even as CIA, KGB, MI5, and other negligence agencies crack their heads to solve this mystery, JAM lists down possible locations where the two might have gone and what they ...

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Shaheed Chicken Schezwan

One flu over the Chicken’s nest After centuries of being oppressed, laughed at and being eaten, chicken are striking back. In a brave attempt at regaining their status at the top of the pecking order among domestic fowl below 4 kg, chicken are lashing out. In the last two weeks, it has been widely reported that mysterious chicken are roaming ...

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Bunty Aur Barbie

Guess what Abhishek got for his birthday. Yes, you are right – Aishwarya! Even as the loving couple start on their short love story, and Salman and Vivek drink rum to shoo off the gham…. JAM’s Ramchandra Mutt asks eminent Indian citizens their view on this development… Chota Shakeel RM: Your reactions… CS: I think this is pretty pathetic on ...

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Udd Gayi Basanti

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Goddamnit, is it Superman? No, I don’t belive it! It’s a Paper Rocket??? Wondering what these guys are doin jumping up in the air? Well so are we. JAM lists down 5 possible explanations… 1. No seats. No pilots. And flying dangerously low. They thought it was a low cost airline and ...

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Boon Ya Bone

Once upon a time there was a baba who appeared on TV every morning and did amazing things with his stomach; inspiring ordinary Indians to try out some exotic yoga poses. Then Ms Brinda called the baba a black sheep, for selling medicines mixed up with human bones. Baba denies his formulas contain bheja fry, bheja boil or even good ...

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King John

It was the most auspicious day for the entire gaykind. The first official marriage of a human and a beast. JAM gives you the special report. It was the biggest wedding of the century – literally. Finally the human civilization is going back to its roots. The wedding took place exactly at 12.30 pm SIT (Skull Island Time). The married ...

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