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The Hammer Men Of India

India is a nation of hams and hammer men. And no, we’re not talking about the guy who went around smashing women’s heads. The problem is much more inherent. ASHISH SHAKYA explains… So last week this Vikas Kumar Tak aka The Hammer Man from Mumbai, was arrested for (literally) knocking up women with a hammer. The dude was apparently inspired ...

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Rolay

Phekta Kapoor has announced that she’s making a Bhojpuri remake of Sholay, titled ‘Gabbar Singh‘. Dhanno ke poonch ke aakhri baal ki kasam, hum sach keh raha hoon! And Sickrum Bhatt has also decided to jump on the bang..err..bandwagon to make a soft porn version of ‘Amar, Akbar, Anthony‘. His version’s called ‘Kamar, Fukbar And Tony’. Ramchandra Mutt invited the ...

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Pati Patni aur Paparazzi

The international paparazzi has its chaddis in a twist, trying to get any damn information related to the couple. Just yesterday they were overjoyed when a room service guy ‘leaked’ out information about the baby’s nappy change. But our Ramchandra Mutt beat them all and got an exclusive interview, when he took them for a ride… RM: First I want ...

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Naak Mein Dum

Pardes Musharraf is a busy man these days. After publishing personal memoirs, his nose started growing a la Pinocchio, and he has been since trying to hide the horizontal projection from the world. The missus doesn’t mind though – it serves as a handy place for drying clothes. Supersleuth Ramchandra Mutt found himself out-sniffed while bring you some juicy details ...

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Hail Sambhar!

A couple of months ago, someone named his restaurant after Hitler, causing an international outrage which put Navi Mumbai on the world map. The locals were very happy with this once-in-a-lifetime coverage and have saved the newspaper clippings to show their grandchildren. But that’s passe now, for Ramchandra Mutt (RM) managed to track down Hitler’s only living descendant – Hitler ...

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PISS2 O

If you missed out on your fill of sewage at Mahim, fret not – JAM presents you with your very own miracle man, His Holiness Mr. Bhondu Batliwaala (Piss Be Upon Him). He brings you miracle water in five different flavours. Cheers! 1) Malabar Hill Sewage ‘Mineral’ Water Sourced from Swarovski crystal toilets of the Malabar Hill elite, it’ll transform ...

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BREAKING NEWS: JAM turns 11

Celebs flee for cover. Fans go hysterical. A new world order is established. Ok not really. Not yet anyway. But in this era of sensationalism, one voice of sanity still prevails. If you can hear that voice, do let us know. In the meantime, we reaffirm our standards by listing here (drumrollllllllllll)….. 11 Headlines you’ll never see in JAM 1. ...

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Kabhi Dimaag Naa Khaana

An exclusive preview of what really is different about K. Jo’s drastically different film – Kabhi Dimaag Na Khaana After redefining Bollywood with his some times thought provoking & at most times provoking-viewers-to-walk-out-of-the-hall movies, Karan Johar has been trying hard to redefine himself. Not content with just discovering “rapid fire round” – the most innovative thing to happen to Indian ...

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Butt Head

It would’ve been a fairytale ending for Zizou. But for the head-butt . While everyone’s talking about Zizou , what about poor Materazzi, who’s nursing a swollen chest? Ramchandra Mutt finds out… Even as Materazzi rubs Iodex on his hairy chest, the media has gone into a tizzy, exploring different angles related to the controversial incident. While The Sun says ...

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Krreche

If the superhero krraze continues, Krackesh Rosshan will be forced to open up a krreche for loser babies. Ramchandra Mutt digs up the details… FilmKrap Productions has minted more money than the combined GDPs of Togo, Chad and Burkina Faso, even as fans down south have their lungis in a twist after watching the man in black flying around like ...

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