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Sathaye College

Professors don’t respond even if you wish them. Girls and guys have different reading sections in the library. Fluent Marathi is necessary to get your work done happily and peacefully. Black lists are never taken as a threat. Guys with fluorescent greens and reds are considered hip. You don’t remember the last time you sat for lectures. Admission in Arts ...

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SIES

The coolest dude & the hottest chick greet u with Vanakkam (hello). The college reading hall is haven for budding couples. You have more courses than the students. Every bathroom singer dreams of being a Hariharan. – SIES-ite

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Kalina (Mumbai University)

You are greeted by a big gate – reminiscent of the jail doors of the Hindi movies, which suits the goings-on inside. You find buildings are named after old leaders and not for what they are, so getting any work done is like an endless treasure hunt! The large campus doesn’t make it any easier (and they say there are ...

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N.N. COLLEGE, GUJURAT When

There is a Gujarati majority in a Catholic minority college. Food preparations are discussed more than movies and music. Falguni Pathak is the most popular singer. The college loos are clean. Girls wearing SLAYER t-shirts are clueless about the band. The noise in the classroom is louder than during any rock show. The most happening food on campus is the ...

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SHRI BHAGWAN COLLEGE OF PHARMACY, AURANGABAD When

There are only 5% gals & 95% of boys in the campus. There’s shortage of teaching staff throughout the academic year. The Princi uses colourful language like “Daru Pike Aaya Kya?”, “Sir Par Gobar lagake aayi kya?”. You have to pay a fine to get your marksheet, if you were absent for the lectures. Practicals are conducted in the group ...

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Delhi College of Economics when

Both boys and girls sport the communist look (jholas & khadi kurtas over jeans) 95% girls including female lecturers use dark kajals and have boycut hairstyle. – DCE-ite

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MIT Boys’ Hostel Pune when

The difference between hostel watch timings and IST changes every hour. Students spend more time in bathrooms than the living room (the bathrooms face the nearby girl’s hostel). There is a room for doctor’s visit once a week which is closed for over 5 years. Seniors consider it foolish to rag juniors. 🙂 The TV hall is open only for ...

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GDC Surathkal when…

All the computers in the lab are more than 15 years old. You have to carry five ID cards everyday. Every girl wears litres of oil on her head. Almost every guy has a Britney Spears T-shirt. Strikes are held at least once a week for the silliest of reasons. You can’t concentrate on any of the lectures because of ...

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MIT Aurangabad

The taps in toilets are always dry and guys relieve themselves anywhere except in the toilet. Any fair skinned girl is a ‘Bomb’ here…. come to think of it, any of the 50 or so girls are ‘maal’. Almost every other guy is smoking, chewing gutkha or tobacco. The reading room is full of Lovebirds busy reading each others faces. ...

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NIT Surat when…

U have mastered the art of getting up at 10:10, brushing, (not) bathing, eating and making it to class in 20 minutes flat! The ATM on campus is permanently “temporarily out of service”. The most popular person around campus is the canteenwalla, Shekhar bhai. U see more people in the canteen than in the departments. All the girls can be ...

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