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IIT, Kanpur

You wake up at 9:05 am for a lecture at 9:00 am and: – go off to sleep again as there is no point attending the lecture. – rush to the mess only to discover that breakfast time is over, then wrestle with the dogs for the leftovers . – gather courage, pick up the lecture copy. But half way ...

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ICLES’ Motilal Jhunjhunwala College, Vashi

You are not allowed to enter the college without an ID card hanging around your neck and even the watchman has the authority to shout, give you “GYAAN” and strict instructions. You are not allowed to enter the college if you reach a bit too early for the lecture. You will find street dogs romping in the college like owners. ...

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Guwahati Commerce College

You are caught walking in corridor between lectures and the Principal asks you for your id card and calls your parents. All the student who got less than 57% were thrown out of the college. The Principal doesn’t know how to speak in English. The clerk and the Principal look brothers… Most of the weird profs are wearing slippers. – ...

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St. Xaviers, Kolkata

St. Xaviers, Kolkata when… You are supposed to hangout only in the reading room, cyber room, and the common rooms. It’s amazing dat despite of havin a rocking campus,the authorities expect us to spend our free time confined within the four walls of a room. Anyone and everyone from the canteen boy to the durbanji has the power to rebuke ...

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IT BHU, Varanasi when…

You get notices from your respective departments to maintain 100% ATTENDANCE!!!!!! All you get instead of Females is SheMales. You get messages from Archies Cards as poems for the college magazine. Use of I-Cards is for entering college fests. The peons and lab assistants expect you to call them sir!!! The only place where each student attends lectures at least ...

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INS Shivaji, Lonavala when…

Every Tom, Dick and Harry in a white uniform is saluting every other Tom, Dick and Harry in a white uniform. You find bikes of all makes and models! There are more auditoriums than classrooms. The first years aren’t allowed to walk outdoors, it’s double time galore! You get paid by the Government to study Engineering 😀 Weekend leave is ...

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Tolani College Of Commerce when…

The College has compulsory attendance. You have to call a 4 floor building with no compound a campus. The crowd consists wannabe models to complete behenjis, local taporis to I-think-I-look-like-Salman types The canteen … don’t even get me started there – A Tolaniite

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Nasik

You see ppl all dressed up just to go to BIG BAZAAR Parents feel teens should abide by the rule ‘back home before 7’ Most of the Jr. college girls don’t know the meaning of the F-word Most of the english movies hit the (only 3)multi-plexes almost a month after the actual release date. Rock music could mean anything from ...

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Viva, Virar

You see more than half the college is outside. Despite having a bigger building when compared to some of Mumbai’s best colleges, the best ghaati crowd is hanging around here. A canteen which sells nothin other than vada pav and cutting chai. Fans and tubelights are meant just as showpieces coz the elctricity has not been connected. The sons of ...

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Bangalore

Half of the population is wearing tikka on their foreheads while the other half has earphones of MP3 players and cellphones plugged to their ears. You see as many bars as temples. Autorickshaw drivers drive like they are the contenders for next F1 Championship You see more airplanes in the sky than birds. House owners ask for 10 months rent ...

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