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You know you’re in Fergusson College, Pune when..

People hold their stomachs and fall down, banging their fists on the floor when they hear you speak English on campus. Also, you find yourself capable of conversing in excellent colloquial marathi, when actually you are an immigrant from Japan. Owing to their stout refusal to accept Bombay’s “vada pav”, the typical Punekars here in the canteen serve you a ...

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Wilson BMM when

The entire college detests you because apparently you are a snobbish, arrogant b*stard, but the teachers still think you have no class. You think about different ways of killing the watchman at least five times a week. Budding journalists don’t need to go too far to look for interesting stories, what with the whole teacher-student-molestation-NSUI controversy, illegal cutting of trees, ...

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Wilson BMM when

The entire college detests you because apparently you are a snobbish, arrogant b*stard, but the teachers still think you have no class. You think about different ways of killing the watchman at least five times a week. Budding journalists don’t need to go too far to look for interesting stories, what with the whole teacher-student-molestation-NSUI controversy, illegal cutting of trees, ...

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Engineering College when …..

l Apart from programming, you do everything else on a computer. l Every living entity of your college, from the peon to the principal, is “sir” to you. l Visiting a nearby temple is the next most important thing after a crash course. l According to you, 40 is the golden figure and every other numerical figure is any scientific ...

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You know you’re in a Gujarati college when…

– You pass by small restaurants/dhabas full of students who sit there for the whole day, with just one mug of juice, & not to mention the gola wallas. – You pass by PCOs with longest queues. – You see girls wearing jazzy clothes all 365 days of the year, with heavy make-up ranging from pink eye shadows to glossy ...

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BITS, Pilani

The population is divided into ‘illads’ ,’gults’ and rest of India…. The attendence for a lecture is about 20…when the no. of students registered to it is 400 (BITS doesn’t have compulsory attendence….hell…no attendance taken… muhaahaa!!) You keep saying ”enna da,macha” and ”lite theesko maama” even though you have no clue what they mean… HYPE….HYPE…HYPE… (we win all the prizes…in ...

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Cotton College, Guwahati

1 In a heavenly botanical garden type of environment, you find very few souls. 2 Chicks in baby suits are excused while guys in t shirts are nearly arrested. 3 An indoor stadium and the Principal’s residence could easily bid for the spookiest purani haveli contests. 4 The chemistry labs are gas chambers with a huge variety of farty smells. ...

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Hindustan Institute Of Technology, Ghatkopar

COLLEGE: Our college is situated inside the Gurukul College. Yes, that’s true! Hindustan Institute Of Technology, which is run by the Brotherhood Trust comes under the Rajasthan University and is recognised by the UGC (Under some act… Ram jaane kaunsa number). This college has attracted a lot of students like me who have scored less in their S.Y.J.C., or those ...

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Pravara Rural Engineering College, Loni

Even the most stupid gal has a bloated ego. Every Local is a DON. Fiddling with a local gal means next day you gonna hear “Teriko Teri Tabiyat Thik Rakhni Hai Na?” Any local dude meeting a gal for the 1st time tells others, “Nahi yaar woh aisi nahi hai.. uska nature bahut accha hai” You never know when the ...

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