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U Know U R In

Pillai’s Institute of Information Technology

You give up your city life and travel all the way to Panvel gaon for college You are greeted with cows and cow dung as soon as step out of the station You fight with the arrogant rickshawalla’s on your way to and back from college. Monkeys visit the college regularly and flick your dabbas (one of them is learning ...

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Sophias when…

You admonish the cab driver in the morning for saying Sophiyaa Callege! You never have change for the correct cab fare. When most of your friends don’t have a clue about Borivli! You are perennially broke and end up at Anda Pav. So much for the town college! You want to eat something nice, you visit Light of Persia. You ...

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U know u Are in

– You walk into college campus and take a few steps only to realise you’ve reached the “other end” of the campus – you climb more stairs everyday than a person working in a construction site – you pay fees for special UGC courses that after the passing of a year you discover you haven’t done. – you pay money ...

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Modern College Of Arts Science and Commerce Pune when…

– The watchman doesn’t allow u to enter without ur ID card… – UR Principal Expects u to read in the library when u bunk lecturez… – The HOD calls ur parents if he catches u using a cell phone in college premises… – Staff members r easily seen smoking in a tapri just opposite to da college… – U ...

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U Know Ur In

We pick on BVP Pune… You know you are in Bharati Vidyapeeth COE CBD Belapur when… 1) The ONLY reason you took admission there is due to the fact that the college’s Pune counterpart has a reputation of being one of the best around. You realize only two days later that there is a very good reason why the college ...

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U Know U Are In …

Smt. Kashibai College of Engineering, Pune when 1. Students of other colleges pity you for your hardcore 9-5 college timings. 2. You find your teachers accessing Orkut through proxy servers. 3. Your parents are being called for no concrete reason by the princi every other day. 4. You are provided with college stationary with the title “SKNCoE for Girls” 5. ...

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Shot Cuts

The GEMS (General Event Management Society) of HR College, in association with Whistling Woods International, is organizing an inter-collegiate short film-making competition called Shotcuts, on August 18th. The theme will be ‘Emotions’. Colleges from all over Mumbai are expected to participate in this event. This day-long competition will be judged by a high-power panel of film makers: Suraj Barjatya, Subhash ...

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A mass comm college when:

The first thing you do in the morning is to peep into at least seven newspapers and try to mug up every thing that’s written in the editorial page. (And while doing so mugging up every detail becomes more important than understanding the issue) You suddenly become a drawing room hero, and start discussing every problem that the country or ...

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Thakur College, Kandivali when…

– Peons have more power than teachers. The teachers ACTUALLY request the peons to allow the students who are late to enter the class. – Peons can slap you if they find out you are drunk, whereas the teachers can’t. – You gotta pay Rs 500/- to use your mobile phones. – You pay Rs 500/- for getting a duplicate ...

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Dr Shamrao Kalmadi College (KHS), Pune when…

* You are asked to pay a fine of Rs 200/- for bunking one lecture (which no one has ever paid since the college was inaugurated) * You have to attend lectures in the pre-primary school building. At the same time as theirs. * You are also called ‘uncle’ by these kids and ‘bhaiyya’ by their teacher. * You have ...

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